Season 1, Episode 1: Pilot10 April 1997
After they're both fired, self-centered Gwen moves in with former assistant Terry and her brother, Danny. Gwen files for unemployment and Terry gets a strange telemarketing job.
17 April 1997
Gwen and Terry take on their first client: an unfunny stand up comedian who's the son of a mobster. Meanwhile, Danny documents every outrageous thing Gwen says for use in his writing.
24 April 1997
When they take on a new client, Gwen and Terry switch roles and each realize how hard the other's job is.
1 May 1997
Terry tries to convince Gwen to sell her race horse. Meanwhile Danny strikes up an unlikely friendship with basketball player and aspiring screenwriter Karl Malone.
8 May 1997
Season 1, Episode 6: The Rules15 May 1997
Terry and Danny establish bathroom rules that don't bode well with Gwen, so she borrows Mrs. Francis's tub. Meanwhile, Danny's blinded by lust... literally.
15 May 1997
23 June 1997
Everyone contributes to Gwen's moneymaking scheme: an infomercial for pressure cookers starring June Lockhart.
22 September 1997
Gwen's recently widowed mother, Rita, comes for a visit and gets a lesson about the real world. Meanwhile, Guy introduces country music night at Clockworks.
29 September 1997
A prospective new client is a woman Gwen previously lied to about Terry's mental stability (or lack thereof). Meanwhile, Ashley gets a bad review and decides to give up female impersonation.
6 October 1997
A sleazy rival tries to steal away a client, so Gwen and Terry scheme to outmaneuver him. Meanwhile, Danny's agent tries to find a job for a loony bar patron who thinks he's Benjamin Franklin.
13 October 1997
Gwen encourages Mrs. Francis to quit her job and follow her bliss, but the only thing that makes her happy is cooking eggrolls. Meanwhile, Danny's new agent sells his harrowing play about junkies to a children's theater.
20 October 1997
Much to Gwen's surprise, her new beau turns out to be Terry and Danny's father. Meanwhile, Terry throws a birthday party for Guy.
27 October 1997
Gwen demands that the creepy landlord fix the clock atop their building, but she's oblivious to the fact it has a bell that tolls hourly.
10 November 1997
Terry plans to go clubbing with her friends, so when her friend's babysitter bails, it's up to Gwen to watch the kids.
17 November 1997
When Guy starts dating, Gwen finds herself jealously having dreams about him. Meanwhile, Danny collaborates with a decrepit composer.
24 November 1997
Tension is high when Gwen's mother Rita arrives unannounced for Thanksgiving and discovers her ex-fiancée is on the guest list. Meanwhile, Danny's last minute attempt to obtain a turkey hits several snags.
1 December 1997
22 December 1997
Gwen and a fireman have a mutual interest in one another, but neither wants to give the other the upper hand. Meanwhile, Danny tries to force interesting conversation from the bar patrons for use in his writing.
12 January 1998
Gwen gives her high school boyfriend a job, but Terry quickly discovers he's inept. Danny attempts to write an article about Guy for a bartender's magazine, but he finds the only interesting about Guy is that he's a total mystery.
19 January 1998
While volunteering at the church, Terry finds herself tempting three hunky seminary students. Meanwhile, Gwen convinces Guy to help her cheat the church's thrift store out of designer clothes.
26 January 1998
After mistakenly giving Mr. Lux a rent check from their business account, Terry dreams she and her friends are in an episode of "Mission: Impossible," attempting to get the check back.
9 February 1998
Gwen makes Mickey wait until their fifth date to have sex, but complications arise (or rather, don't). Meanwhile, Terry and Danny enter a writing competition and discover they have vastly different memories of the same childhood event.
16 February 1998
While Gwen's vacationing with her boyfriend, Terry's recently divorced friend Debbie sleeps over... in Danny's bed. Meanwhile, Ashley's upcoming audition for a straight role leads him to recruit Guy and Danny to teach him how to act manly.
23 February 1998
Terry reluctantly goes out with Steve, then enlists Gwen to help her break up with him. Meanwhile, Guy and Danny use found money to score Knicks tickets.
Season 2, Episode 18: Lustline2 March 1998
Danny finds himself aroused by Gwen. Meanwhile, Terry doles out advice on MTV's "Loveline."
When Gwen's coverage lapses, she and Terry pose as a lesbian couple to cheat the insurance company. Meanwhile, Guy competes for the title Mr. New York.
Mrs. Francis opens her eggroll shop, but Gwen finds herself unable to come up with any promotional ideas. Meanwhile, Danny sleeps with a lesbian rock star.
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