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Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series 1997–2003) Poster

(1997–2003)

Quotes

Rupert Giles: In every generation there is a Chosen One. She alone will stand against the vampires, the demons and the forces of darkness. She is the Slayer.

Cordelia Chase: You're really campagning for Bitch Of The Year, aren't you?

Buffy Summers: As defending champion, you nervous?

[repeated line]

Faith: Five by five.

Anya: For God's sakes Andrew, you've been in here for 30 minutes. What are you doing?

Andrew Wells: Entertaining and educating.

Anya: Why can't you just masturbate like the rest of us?

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Dawn Summers: Oh my God. You will never believe what happened at school today!

Buffy Summers: Everybody started singing and dancing?

Dawn Summers: [disappointed] I gave birth to a pterodactyl.

Anya: Oh my God. Did it sing?

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Dawn Summers: [as Buffy offers chicken to the Scooby-gang] I think I'll take a drumstick.

Willow Rosenberg: I'm a breast gal myself. But of course, you already knew that.

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Xander Harris: Who's a little fear demon? Come on, who's a little fear demon?

Rupert Giles: Xander, don't taunt it.

Xander Harris: What, can it hurt me?

Rupert Giles: No, it's just... tacky.

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Spike: It's nice to watch you be happy. For them, even. I don't see it a lot. You... You glow.

Buffy Summers: That's because the dress is radioactive.

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Buffy Summers: Cordelia. Your mouth is open, sound is coming from it. This is never good.

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Cordelia Chase: No way! I wish us into bizarro-land and you two guys are still together?

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Dawn Summers: When do I get to patrol?

Buffy Summers: Not until you're never.

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Buffy Summers: So Dawn's in trouble. Must be Tuesday.

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Buffy Summers: Amy! How've you been?

Amy Madison: Rat. You?

Buffy Summers: Dead.

Amy Madison: Oh.

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Billy 'Ford' Fordham: I know all your deepest secrets, Summers.

Xander Harris: Care to make a small wager on that?

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Buffy Summers: I seem to be having a slight case of nudity here.

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Oz: It looks dead. It smells dead. Yet it's moving around. That's interesting.

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Anya: I know you like me. I've seen you looking at my breasts.

Xander Harris: No offense, but when a guy does that, it just means his eyes are open.

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Mayor Richard Wilkins: Where is the courier? I told him to come so he could get his money.

Faith: I made him an offer he couldn't survive.

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Xander Harris: You know what day is great for a break-up? Any day but Valentine's Day!

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Mayor Richard Wilkins: Man, I'm feeling chipper! Who's up for a root beer?

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Billy 'Ford' Fordham: I thought you were slaying a vampire.

Buffy Summers: I was whatting a what?

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Spike: Who do you kill for fun around here?

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Drusilla: Say uncle. Oh that's right, you killed my uncle.

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Xander Harris: Are you ready to get down, you funky party weasel?

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[repeated line]

Ted Buchanan: Beg to differ.

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Willow Rosenberg: [about Xander dating Cordelia] What's his number? Oh yeah, 1-800-I'm-dating-a-skanky-hoe.

Buffy Summers: Meow.

Willow Rosenberg: Really? I've never gotten a 'meow' before.

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Jonathan Levinson: Stop touching my magic bone!

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[repeated line]

Dawn Summers: I'm not a kid!

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[repeated line]

Buffy Summers: From beneath you, it devours.

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Willow Rosenberg: So I guess it's true: scythe matters.

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