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De Zeemeerman (1996)

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Tony is really handsome, but he smells. A scientist gives him a potion that should get rid of his fishy smell. Unfortunately, there are some serious side effects.

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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
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Tony Pellicano
Gonny Gaakeer ...
Julie / Natasja
Angelique de Bruijne ...
Suzy
Frans van Deursen ...
Gregor
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Timo Babel
Manuëla Kemp ...
Christa
Peter Faber ...
Simon
Serge-Henri Valcke ...
Pedro
Jerome Reehuis ...
Professor Swezick
Joke Bruijs ...
Mevrouw Romijn
Ben Cramer ...
Bob de Brijn
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Bea
Gert Jan Dröge ...
Maitre d'Hotel
Marjolein Sligte ...
Wilma
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Wim Evers
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Tony is really handsome, but he smells. A scientist gives him a potion that should get rid of his fishy smell. Unfortunately, there are some serious side effects.

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Genres:

Comedy | Fantasy

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Release Date:

10 October 1996 (Netherlands)  »

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Tony, de Zeemeerman  »

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Budget:

NLG 5,500,000 (estimated)
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In 2004, Dutch weekly magazine did a poll in which Dutch filmmakers and critics were asked what they thought was the worst Dutch film ever. This movie came tops. See more »

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Written by Chuck Berry
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Worst Dutch film ever made!
2 December 2000 | by (Sheffield, England) – See all my reviews

If I hadn't been the projectionist, I would have walked away! This film is absolutely the most horrible film ever made in the history of Dutch film making. The so-called special effects are prehistoric and the acting is overtly bad. If you are planning to rent this film; please do not think of it as an example of Dutch craftsmanship, but think of it as a very ill attempt to create a Disney-like fantasy movie.


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