Wish Upon a Star (1996 TV Movie)
Hayley Wheaton: We're sisters. We're a lot more alike than you think.
Caitlin Sheinbaum: I never said an open party, my parents will slaughter me.
Sabrina: Well it's a small price to pay when you consider what it'll do for your social life.
Alexia Wheaton: Caitlin didn't you say you neeeded to talk to Hayley?
Hayley Wheaton: Yeah, Caitlin can I talk to you for a minute?
Alexia Wheaton: Let me get this straight, she invited you for dinner and you proceeded to include the rest of the student body?
Sabrina: Pretty crafty, huh?
Alexia Wheaton: What makes you think you can treat people like this?
Talley: We learned it from you. Remember our motto, "Act Superior, our number one rule?"
Alexia Wheaton: Don't you guys ever get tired of acting like snobs?
Kazumi: Alex, we're seniors. We're supposed to live it up, we have parties, we use little weaklings like Caitlin.
Alexia Wheaton: If you think it's acceptable to treat a kind and generous person like Caitlin, like that, we have no business being friends.
Talley: Well then who else are you going to hang out with for the rest of the year?
Alexia Wheaton: Who cares?
Sabrina: O.K. O.K. It's canceled.
Kazumi: We'll party at The Pointe instead.
Alexia Wheaton: Good, now apologize to Caitlin.
Kazumi: She's a sophomore, what do you expect from us?
Alexia Wheaton: Nothing, a decent gesture would be far too dignified for the three of you.
Sabrina: You know, you looked hideous in the newspaper.
Kazumi: See if we vote for you for queen?
Talley: Guys, we already did.
Alexia Wheaton: [Hayley in Alexia's body, watching Alexia in her body dancing on the cafeteria table, grabs Kyle] Oh, Kyle you're such a good kisser. Give me another hickey, baby!
[starts to maul Kyle]
Alexia: [as Hayley, who is trapped in Alex's body and sees herself dressed like a dominatrix] You're not going to let her go to school like that, are you?
Ben Wheaton: Well, now Alexia, I seem to recall seeing you in the same outfit a few months ago.
Alexia: But it was Halloween!
[Alexia is in Hayley's body]
Alexia: What next, Hayley? Are you gonna lose my virginity too?
Alexia Wheaton: You may have my body, breasts, and boyfriend, but you are not me.
Alexia: Pop a Midol, who said anything about being late?!
[Alexia and Hayley are in each other's bodies, but their parents don't know it. Alexia is yelling at Hayley]
Ben Wheaton: I've never seen Hayley express her feelings like that before!
[Hayley is in Alexia's body. Hayley looks at a picture of Alexia's boyfriend]
Hayley: Today, you're mine.
Alexia: Today is definitely day one.
Hayley: Day one of what?
Alexia: My diet. Oh, excuse me. I mean your diet. A fruit and veggie fast. You're bloated.
Hayley: What are you talking about? I'm a knockout. Make-up may be a bit heavy. Not me.
Alexia: [in Hayley's body] So is there anything else I should know about you? Other than that you're a grungy, social outcast?
Hayley: [in Alexia's body] I'm not grungy. I just have my own style.
Alexia: Oh, dirt under the fingernails is in? You won't mind if I remove it, will you?
Alexia: [Hayley as Alexia] Man oh, man. It worked.
Hayley: [Alexia as Hayley] What-what worked?
Alexia: I uh...
Hayley: You did this?
Alexia: I made a wish when-when I saw a shooting star.
Hayley: You made a wish to be me?
Alexia: I didn't think it would work.
[touches her boobs]
Hayley: [slaps her hand away from her chest] Ewwwww! I don't like it in here!
[pushes Alexia against the bathroom door]
Hayley: Wish us back!
Alexia: [pushes her against the opposite wall] I don't think that's possible, *Hayley*.
Hayley: I think it is! *Hayley*! Do it now!
Alexia: I can't!
Alexia: It's daytime.
Hayley: Well, I have a lot of personal things I have to deal with today, and we are not leaving this house until everything is back in order. I'll handle this.
[makes a dramatic exit]
Alexia: [looks in the mirror] Me? I'm Alexia. Alexia Wheaton.
[squeals and jumps up in excitement]