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Mr. Toad's Wild Ride (1996) Poster

Quotes

The Judge: Before I pass sentence, will the jury care to find him guilty?

Rat: Wait. One of those wabbits is a weasel.

Chief Weasel: No I'm not. I'm a rabbit!

The Judge: [to the jury] Is he a rabbit?

Chief Weasel: [whispers] Say I'm a rabbit.

[Rabbits all nod, say "Rabbit" and stroke their long ears]

Rat: That weasel is never a wabbit!

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Motor car salesman: Mr Toad owes me... money.

[grins]

Badger: May I make a proposition?

Motor car salesman: We're always open to a deal...

Badger: If you remove these machines forthwith, I promise not to insert one portion of them into any part of your anatomy...

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The Judge: Would the prosecution like add something?

The Prosecution Counsel: No, Your Honour. But I would like to wag my finger at the accused a few times.

The Judge: Go ahead.

[Prosecution walks over importantly and tut-tuts Toad]

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Mole: [pointing the gun at St John] You destroyed my home to build a dog meat factory.

St John Weasel: [hands up] The area needs one. Our market research shows...

Mole: You put my friends in a mincer!

St John Weasel: Just a harmless joke!

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Chief Weasel: [shouting at the drunk weasels] I'm blowing up this place in ten minutes whether or not you lot are out of it!

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The Judge: Very well, How do you find the accused?

All Weasels: [all together shout] Guilty!

The Judge: I'm asking the Jury! Yes...

Chief Weasel: [whispering to the Jury] Say guilty!

Rabbit Jury: Guilty

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Toad: [singing] Oh, the clever men at Oxford/ knows all there is to be knowed/ but nobody knows as half as much as clever old Mr. Toad! The world's held greatest heroes/ as history books have showed/ but never a name, went down to fame/ compared to that of Toad! Oh, the army all saluted/ as he marched along the road...

The Sun: ...Was it the king or the president?...

Toad: ...No, it was Mr. Toad!

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Rat: [Brushing the stain on Badger's coat] We can get that out with a bit of salt.

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Mole: Dog food factory!

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Mole: I can't throw for toffee!

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Toad: [imitating the motor-car] Poop poop!

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The Jailer's Daughter: I made bubble-and-squeak.

Toad: What do I care for the pleasures of the flesh!

The Jailer's Daughter: I'll take it away, then...

Toad: No! We wouldn't want to waste it.

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Rat: I say! Badger!

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St John Weasel: [as Badger comes across the walk bay throwingg the weasels off the side] Oh! Steady on! Listen N... n... no... n... Calm down! n... n... no

Mole: [Badger has thrown three weasels off] I say! Badger!

St John Weasel: [backing up with Badger walking towards him] I... I'm not really a weasel... I'm a rabbit

[does rabbit teeth]

St John Weasel: They forced me to work he and you saved me, oh thank you, thank you!

Badger: Shut up! Keep moving!

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St John Weasel: [dangling with Mole, Rat, Badger and Toad above the mincer] Oh mummy weasel I'm going to get minced!

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St John Weasel: You've only got one shot. Give me the gun... and we'll all be friends!

Mole: Friends? Thought you said there was no such thing

St John Weasel: Oh come on! That was just the intro to a song!

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Chief Weasel: Wait!

[presses stop button]

Chief Weasel: I've got a better recipe. Put 'em all in together.

St John Weasel: [Rat's whiskers frazzle] Oolala tres haut cuisine!

Chief Weasel: Shut Up!

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