Memorable quotes for
A Very Brady Sequel (1996) More at IMDbPro »

Carol Brady: Thank goodness I use AquaNet!

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Carol: I wish I could be gay again.

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Alice: That Sam is so thoughtful. He promised to slip me a special tube steak.

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[stepping out of the refrigerator]
Alice: How about that! The light really does go off when you close the door!

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Cindy Brady: You can't take my mommy!
Marcia Brady: Cindy's right! Take Jan!

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Marcia: I'll go first because I'm the prettiest.

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Marcia: He even wrote something in my yearbook in French! "Menage A Trois." I bet that means "You're the most."

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Marcia: Get with the times, Greg. There's a new thing called Women's Lib. It means women get what they want.

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Roy Martin: You can't believe her. Look at the hair, the clothes, the constant cheerfulness.

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Marcia Brady: I'm so happy for you, Jan.
Jan Brady: Really, Marcia?
Marcia Brady: No.

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[Asked where Marcia is]
Cindy: She's over there getting lei'd by those Hawaiian boys.

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Roy: Marcia. Oh, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia. You have grown up to be so gorgeous!
Marcia: I know.
Roy: And Jan. My dear Jan... Isn't Marcia gorgeous?

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Carol: Careful, Mike. he's got a gun.
Roy: I don't need a gun to take care of you. I am going to kick your Brady Butt.
Cindy: He said the "B" word.

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Roy Martin: I'm tripping with the Bradys!

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[Talking about the music he likes]
Warren Mulaney: Well, I'm really into hip-hop.
Marcia: Hip-hop? Sounds like something a rabbit listens to.

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Mike Brady: A gift is only a good thing when the giver has given thought to that gift. But when the gift the giver gives gives grief, then that gift should give the givee regrets.

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Mike Brady: Us Bradys have to stick together, or we'll fall apart. Much like that house of cards. You see, a deck consists of 52 cards, and if the hearts didn't work with the diamonds and the spades with the clubs, then how the heck would we ever play a game of Gin Rummy? So, in keeping with the spirit of togetherness, I'm sure you kids know the right thing to do.

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Mike Brady: You seem to be having quite an effect on Peter, Roy.
Roy Martin: Well, it's like I always say: "Veni, Vidi, Vici - I came, I saw, I conquered".
Mike Brady: Well, like I always say: "Caveat Emptor".
Roy Martin: Doesn't that mean "Buyer Beware"?
Mike Brady: Yes... yes it does.

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Peter Brady: Dad, I think I hit him in the head with these. I'm sorry, Mr. Phillips.
Mike Brady: Peter, drumsticks are not toys.
Peter Brady: Oh, they're not drumsticks, Dad. They're weapons.
Mike Brady: Well, weapons are not toys either, Peter.

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Jan Brady: His name is... George.
Marcia Brady: George what?
Jan Brady: George, uhhh... Tropicana!
Carol Brady: Oh, that's nice. Is he Cuban?

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Marcia: [driving down a road in Hawaii] You know what's gross, guys that don't wear bellbottoms... yecch

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[after Carol has fainted]
Mike Brady, Roy Martin: Honey, are you all right?
[they stare at each other]
Carol Brady: [not surprised] I'm all right.

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Marcia: [brushing her hair and counting] One, two, three, four...
[noticing Greg undressing through the curtain]
Marcia: ...four, four, four...
Greg Brady: Marcia?
Marcia: [seductively] Yes, Greg?
[normal voice]
Marcia: I mean, what?
Greg Brady: If Roy really is Mom's husband, then does that mean...
Marcia: ...we're not brother and sister?

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Alice: Oh, just the ones in your room. And, they sure look mighty tasty, too!
[Walks out]
Roy Martin: [laughing] The ones from my room.
[Stops laughing]
Roy Martin: My room? The one's from my... oh no!
Carol Brady: Roy, are you all right?
[the song "Good Morning Starshine" begins, and the flowers on Carol's dress animate and float around her face]
Carol Brady: Roy, are you all right?
Roy Martin: Oh god! I'm tripping with the Bradys!

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