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A Very Brady Sequel (1996) Poster

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Jan Brady: His name is George.

Marcia Brady: George what?

Jan Brady: George, uhhh Tropicana!

Carol Brady: What a nice name. Is he Cuban?

Jan Brady: No i mean... Glass. George Glass

Marcia Brady: That's funny. I've never heard of a George Glass at our school.

Jan Brady: That's because he's a transfer student. He came in the last week of school. He's really good looking and he thinks I'm super cool.

Marcia Brady: Sure, Jan.

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[all the Brady kids and Alice are tied together by a staircase from Roy Martin, who left and kidnapped mom, they all think in their heads]

Bobby Brady: If I had been a better detective, I would've been on Mr. Martin sooner. This is all my fault.

Cindy Brady: If I wasn't too busy looking for my doll, I would've seen something suspicious. This is all my fault.

Kitty Carry-all: I bet he wouldn't have tied me up if I was Barbie. This is all my fault.

Peter Brady: What a dumb-head I am. I guess Roy was not much of a hero after all. This is all my fault.

Alice: I must've not put enough mushrooms in his spaghetti sauce. This is all my fault.

Greg Brady: Marcia looks great in those ropes... Wait a minute, what am I saying? This is all my fault!

Jan Brady: It was wrong to make up George Glass. This is all my fault!

Marcia: This is all Jan's fault.

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[stepping out of the refrigerator]

Alice: How about that! The light really does go off when you close the door!

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Cindy Brady: You can't take my mommy!

Marcia Brady: Cindy's right! Take Jan!

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[Asked where Marcia is]

Cindy: She's over there getting lei'd by those Hawaiian boys.

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Carol: Careful, Mike. he's got a gun.

Roy: I don't need a gun to take care of you. I am going to kick your Brady butt.

Cindy: He said the "B" word.

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Marcia: [brushing her hair and counting] One, two, three, four.

[noticing Greg undressing through the curtain]

Marcia: Four, four, four.

Greg Brady: Marcia?

Marcia: [seductively] Yes, Greg?

[normal voice]

Marcia: I mean, what?

Greg Brady: If Roy really is Mom's husband, then does that mean.

Marcia: We're not brother and sister?

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Carol: I wish I could be gay again.

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Marcia: He even wrote something in my yearbook in French! "Menage A Trois." I bet that means "You're the most."

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Marcia: Get with the times, Greg. There's a new thing called Women's Lib. It means women get what they want.

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Roy Martin: You can't believe her. Look at the hair, the clothes, the constant cheerfulness.

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Marcia Brady: I'm so happy for you, Jan.

Jan Brady: Really, Marcia?

Marcia Brady: No.

[Jan looks disappointed]

Marcia Brady: Jan, of course I am!

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Roy: Marcia. Oh, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia. You have grown up to be so gorgeous!

Marcia: I know.

Roy: And Jan. My dear Jan. Isn't Marcia gorgeous?

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[Talking about the music he likes]

Warren Mulaney: Well, I'm really into hip hop.

Marcia: Hip hop? Sounds like something a rabbit listens to.

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Mike Brady: A gift is only a good thing when the giver has given thought to that gift. But when the gift the giver gives gives grief, then that gift should give the givee regrets.

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Peter Brady: Dad, I think I hit him in the head with these. I'm sorry, Mr. Phillips.

Mike Brady: Peter, drumsticks are not toys.

Peter Brady: Oh, they're not drumsticks, Dad. They're weapons.

Mike Brady: Well, weapons are not toys either, Peter.

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Marcia: [driving down a road in Hawaii] You know what's gross? Guys that don't wear bellbottoms. Yecch

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[after Carol has fainted]

Mike BradyRoy Martin: Honey, are you all right?

[they stare at each other]

Carol Brady: [not surprised] I'm all right.

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Alice: Oh, just the ones in your room. And, they sure look mighty tasty, too!

[Walks out]

Roy Martin: [laughing] The ones from my room.

[Stops laughing]

Roy Martin: My room? The one's from my. Oh no!

Carol Brady: Roy, are you all right?

[the song "Good Morning Starshine" begins, and the flowers on Carol's dress animate and float around her face]

Carol Brady: Roy, are you all right?

Roy Martin: Oh God! I'm tripping with the Bradys!

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Flight Attendant: [to the Brady kids doing a song, intercom] May I have your attention, please. Would those of you dancing and singing in the aisles, please sit down and sit up!

[everyone on the plane applauds]

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Mike Brady: Roy, I have something I'd like to discuss with you

Roy: Is it about where I shop?

Mike Brady: No, but now that you mention it, I have that same suit in brown and green.

Roy: I know. You're wearing it.

Mike Brady: Ah. So I am.

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Carol Brady: Thank goodness I use AquaNet!

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Alice: That Sam is so thoughtful. He promised to slip me a special tube steak.

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Marcia: I'll go first because I'm the prettiest.

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Mike Brady: Us Bradys have to stick together, or we'll fall apart. Much like that house of cards. You see, a deck consists of 52 cards, and if the hearts didn't work with the diamonds and the spades with the clubs, then how the heck would we ever play a game of Gin Rummy? So, in keeping with the spirit of togetherness, I'm sure you kids know the right thing to do.

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Mike Brady: You seem to be having quite an effect on Peter, Roy.

Roy Martin: Well, it's like I always say: "Veni, Vidi, Vici. I came, I saw, I conquered".

Mike Brady: Well, like I always say: "Caveat Emptor".

Roy Martin: Doesn't that mean "Buyer Beware"?

Mike Brady: Yes yes it does.

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See also

Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

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