MOVIEmeter
SEE RANK
Down 12,236 this week

The Slit (1996)
"United Trash" (original title)

6.2
Your rating:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 -/10 X  
Ratings: 6.2/10 from 196 users  
Reviews: 5 user | 5 critic

Africa - Land of the ever-shining sun, German soldiers fulfilling a U.N. mission. For General Brenner a dream comes true: Here, where the people are simple, the German can prove his ... See full summary »

Writers:

(screenplay), (screenplay)
0Check in
0Share...

User Lists

Related lists from IMDb users

a list of 740 titles
created 19 Feb 2012
 
a list of 495 titles
created 19 Feb 2012
 
a list of 130 titles
created 05 Jul 2012
 
a list of 72 titles
created 04 Dec 2012
 
a list of 100 titles
created 9 months ago
 

Related Items

Search for "The Slit" on Amazon.com

Connect with IMDb


Share this Rating

Title: The Slit (1996)

The Slit (1996) on IMDb 6.2/10

Want to share IMDb's rating on your own site? Use the HTML below.

Take The Quiz!

Test your knowledge of The Slit.
Learn more

People who liked this also liked... 

Deep Jaws (1976)
Comedy
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  

A bankrupt studio schemes the government to finance a sexploitation mermaids film. Casting couches thus join the already exploitive studio. Meanwhile, the Secretary of State arranges an affair with the studio head's buxom wife Henrietta.

Director: Perry Dell
Stars: Sandy Carey, Byron Clark, Michael Darrin
Plankton (Video 1994)
Horror | Sci-Fi
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  

Five teenagers embark on a boating trip off the coast of Florida. The teens get hopelessly lost at sea after they get caught in a fierce storm. Fortunately, the quintet stumble across an ... See full summary »

Director: Alvaro Passeri
Stars: Clay Rogers, Michael Bon, Sharon Twomey
Comedy
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.2/10 X  
Director: Christoph Schlingensief
Stars: Werner Brecht, Susanne Bredehöft, Ilse Garzaner
Comedy
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  

Believe it or not even in Smalltown USA there are still people who are unfulfilled and unrelieved in the midst of plenty. Levonna & Lamar could have the perfect relationship if it were not ... See full summary »

Director: Russ Meyer
Stars: Kitten Natividad, Ann Marie, Ken Kerr
Drama
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  

An ex-convict's plans to turn legit go awry.

Director: Adam Rifkin
Stars: Vinny Argiro, James Caan, Donnie Montemarano
Inside Out II (Video 1992)
Comedy | Drama | Romance
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  

Playboy does to softcore sex films what HBO's Tales from the Crypt did for horror. Contains the stories: "Mis-apprehended"; "I've Got A Crush On You"; "The Freak"; "There's This Travelling ... See full summary »

Directors: Nicholas Brandt, Paul Rachman, and 6 more credits »
Stars: Heather Elizabeth Parkhurst, Terrence Atkins, Michael Boston
Comedy
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  

A brainy girl turns bimbo and a football star turns brainy in order to attract each other's attention, only to discover that they liked each other the way they were in the first place.

Director: David DeCoteau
Stars: Linnea Quigley, Elizabeth Kaitan, Karen Russell
Zombie Gang Bangers (Video 1997)
Horror
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.8/10 X  
Director: Jeff Centauri
Stars: Kitten Natividad, Stephanie Beaton, Ross Marshall
Comedy
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  

A school for strippers is in financial trouble. They audition for The Big Strip Joint Owner, and he's pleased, except that the new girl can't make herself take her clothes off. After ... See full summary »

Director: Ed Hansen
Stars: Kitten Natividad, Candie Evans, Fred Hampton
Red Lips (1995)
Horror
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  

Caroline likes to give blood because she is broke and it is easy money. Everything is great until one day the doctor injects her with a serum that gives her a need for blood. Caroline is ... See full summary »

Director: Donald Farmer
Stars: Ghetty Chasun, Michelle Bauer, Danny Fendley
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2/10 X  

Fast-food mogul Harry Buford serves up the best barbecued bunny sandwiches, and the hottest waitresses, in town. His only son, Jeeter, will inherit the empire only if he can overcome his ... See full summary »

Director: Mark Pirro
Stars: Jim Hanks, Rikki Brando, Monique Parent
Drama
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
Director: Christoph Schlingensief
Stars: Udo Kier, Tilda Swinton, Uwe Fellensiek
Edit

Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
...
...
Martha Brenner
Joachim Tomaschewsky ...
Bischof Pierre
Wellington Jonga ...
Vicar
Beauty Chvunga ...
Nonne
Alexia Nkomo ...
Nonne
Justina Paraiwa ...
Nonne
Pretty Xaba ...
Nonne
Victoria Madzikura ...
Nonne
Conzilia Zinhu ...
Nonne
Jonny Pfeifer ...
Lund - Bodybuilder des Generals (as Johnny Pfeiffer)
Thomas Chibwe ...
Der neue Messias Peter Panne
Jones Muguse ...
Afrikanischer Diktator Hassan
Cathbert Mawere ...
Hassans Beschützer
Dietrich Kuhlbrodt ...
Hassans Minister / Außenminister Christoffersen
Edit

Storyline

Africa - Land of the ever-shining sun, German soldiers fulfilling a U.N. mission. For General Brenner a dream comes true: Here, where the people are simple, the German can prove his abilities. But then the virgin wife of Brenner gives birth to her first child. Is it the new Messiah? But what is a Messiah good for if the U.N. is already there? Written by <pfeifer@fokus.gmd.de>

Plot Summary | Add Synopsis

Plot Keywords:

satire | female nudity | See All (2) »

Genres:

Comedy

Edit

Details

Country:

Language:

|

Release Date:

22 February 1996 (Germany)  »

Also Known As:

The Slit  »

Filming Locations:

 »

Company Credits

Production Co:

 »
Show detailed on  »

Technical Specs

Runtime:

See  »

Frequently Asked Questions

This FAQ is empty. Add the first question.

User Reviews

A film like no other!
23 June 2003 | by (Gloucestershire, England) – See all my reviews

A totally deranged movie starring Udo Kier and Kitten Natividad, this one founds itself sitting on a shelf while distributors ran a mile! If you want a better idea of the basic theme of the story, refer to the other user review available for you here. I would just like to say that this film remains unavailable (to my knowledge) anywhere in the world except for maybe Germany, where my screener tape is from. The reasons for this are that the film is a depraved, high-camp, grim and mercilessly bad taste film about a big-breasted nympho who gives birth to a negro-dwarf that has a vagina in the top of it's head that ejaculates! The dwarf-offspring's name? Jesus Peter Pan!!!!! Full of extreme imagery and sickening sexual deviance, it is a trash connoisseur's wet dream! No wonder it never found a release! Udo Kier recently expressed his shock that i had even heard of the film let alone managed to own a copy. According to Mr.Kier, the film was so contentious that distributors were afraid of picking it up and hit almost killed his career as well as the careers of all who worked on it! Apparently, many people were not amused with the film... I don't know why!


7 of 8 people found this review helpful.  Was this review helpful to you?

Message Boards

Recent Posts
What a movie susieqz77
Discuss The Slit (1996) on the IMDb message boards »

Contribute to This Page

Create a character page for:
?