The Slit
(1996)
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The Slit
(1996)
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| Udo Kier | ... |
UNO-General Werner Brenner
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| Kitten Natividad | ... |
Martha Brenner
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Joachim Tomaschewsky | ... |
Bischof Pierre
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Wellington Jonga | ... |
Vicar
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Beauty Chvunga | ... |
Nonne
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Alexia Nkomo | ... |
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Justina Paraiwa | ... |
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Pretty Xaba | ... |
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Victoria Madzikura | ... |
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Conzilia Zinhu | ... |
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Jonny Pfeifer | ... |
Lund - Bodybuilder des Generals
(as Johnny Pfeiffer)
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Thomas Chibwe | ... |
Der neue Messias Peter Panne
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Jones Muguse | ... |
Afrikanischer Diktator Hassan
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Cathbert Mawere | ... |
Hassans Beschützer
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Dietrich Kuhlbrodt | ... |
Hassans Minister /
Außenminister Christoffersen
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Africa - Land of the evershining sun, German soldiers fulfilling a UN mission. For General Brenner a dream comes true: Here, where the people are still native and simple, the German can prove his abilities. But then the virgin wife of Brenner gives birth to her first child. Is it the new Messias? But what is a Messias good for, if the UN is already there? Written by <pfeifer@fokus.gmd.de>
A totally deranged movie starring Udo Kier and Kitten Natividad, this one founds itself sitting on a shelf while distributors ran a mile! If you want a better idea of the basic theme of the story, refer to the other user review available for you here. I would just like to say that this film remains unavailable (to my knowledge) anywhere in the world except for maybe Germany, where my screener tape is from. The reasons for this are that the film is a depraved, high-camp, grim and mercilessly bad taste film about a big-breasted nympho who gives birth to a negro-dwarf that has a vagina in the top of it's head that ejaculates! The dwarf-offspring's name? Jesus Peter Pan!!!!! Full of extreme imagery and sickening sexual deviance, it is a trash connoisseur's wet dream! No wonder it never found a release! Udo Kier recently expressed his shock that i had even heard of the film let alone managed to own a copy. According to Mr.Kier, the film was so contentious that distributors were afraid of picking it up and hit almost killed his career as well as the careers of all who worked on it! Apparently, many people were not amused with the film... I don't know why!