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The Slit (1996)

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Africa - Land of the ever-shining sun, German soldiers fulfilling a U.N. mission. For General Brenner a dream comes true: Here, where the people are simple, the German can prove his ... See full summary »

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Martha Brenner
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Bischof Pierre
Wellington Jonga ...
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Beauty Chvunga ...
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Alexia Nkomo ...
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Justina Paraiwa ...
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Pretty Xaba ...
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Conzilia Zinhu ...
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Lund - Bodybuilder des Generals (as Johnny Pfeiffer)
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Der neue Messias Peter Panne
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Cathbert Mawere ...
Hassans Beschützer
Dietrich Kuhlbrodt ...
Hassans Minister / Außenminister Christoffersen
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Africa - Land of the ever-shining sun, German soldiers fulfilling a U.N. mission. For General Brenner a dream comes true: Here, where the people are simple, the German can prove his abilities. But then the virgin wife of Brenner gives birth to her first child. Is it the new Messiah? But what is a Messiah good for if the U.N. is already there? Written by <pfeifer@fokus.gmd.de>

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I haven't really seen it
17 January 2007 | by (United Kingdom) – See all my reviews

I really cannot give this a score of note, partly because I haven't really seen it but mainly because it looks so dreadful, so infantile and so crass that I could not sit through more than the opening and some fast forwarding with my remote.

There are established actors (to their seeming shame) here in this mess but there are also seemingly innocent Africans being used simply for laughs and cheap filler.

I am clearly being most unfair to score a film I haven't watched through to ascertain whether I am mistaken in my assumptions but, you know, life is too short to even find out.


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