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Two If by Sea (1996) Poster

(1996)

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[a local cop is preventing O'Malley from entering a crime scene]

FBI Agent O'Malley: O'Malley, FBI!

Local Cop: O'Malley?

FBI Agent O'Malley: Is there a problem?

Local Cop: No. I just thought you'd be more... , more...

FBI Agent O'Malley: More Irish?

Local Cop: Yeah.

FBI Agent O'Malley: [in a very fake Irish accent] Top o' the fuckin' mornin' to ya!

Local Cop: [embarassed] Yes, sir.

Frank: Honey, these are cops. They're like garbage men with guns.

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Roz: Did you steal this from the house?

Frank: No.

Roz: Honey?

Frank: Yes.

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[Looking at cows]

Roz: Oh, these are so cute!

Frank: Honey, puppies are cute. These are just cheeseburgers with legs.

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Frank: What are you looking for, a key?

Roz: No, I'm lookin' for your brain.

Frank: You think someone would actually leave a key?

[Roz reaches above the door and finds a key]

Roz: This key? Is this the key you're talkin' about? I'm just checkin'.

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Frank O'Brien: People like us are born in little houses and die in little houses, and we've got to find happiness somewhere in between.

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Todd: Girls like muscles. They like muscles and romantic dinners.

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Frank: Remember when we had the map. Those were the fuckin' day weren't they. The map days

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