Two If by Sea (1996)
[a local cop is preventing O'Malley from entering a crime scene]
FBI Agent O'Malley: O'Malley, FBI!
Local Cop: O'Malley?
FBI Agent O'Malley: Is there a problem?
Local Cop: No. I just thought you'd be more... , more...
FBI Agent O'Malley: More Irish?
Local Cop: Yeah.
FBI Agent O'Malley: [in a very fake Irish accent] Top o' the fuckin' mornin' to ya!
Local Cop: [embarassed] Yes, sir.
[Looking at cows]
Roz: Oh, these are so cute!
Frank: Honey, puppies are cute. These are just cheeseburgers with legs.
Frank O'Brien: People like us are born in little houses and die in little houses, and we've got to find happiness somewhere in between.
Frank: Honey, these are cops. They're like garbage men with guns.
Frank: What are you looking for, a key?
Roz: No, I'm lookin' for your brain.
Frank: You think someone would actually leave a key?
[Roz reaches above the door and finds a key]
Roz: This key? Is this the key you're talkin' about? I'm just checkin'.
Todd: Girls like muscles. They like muscles and romantic dinners.