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Frank O'Brien, a petty thief, and his 7-year-long girlfriend Roz want to put an end to their unsteady lifestyle and just do that _last_ job, which involves stealing a valuable painting. ... See full summary »

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Roz
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Evan Marsh
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FBI Agent O'Malley
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Fitzie
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Todd
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Beano Callahan
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Quinn
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Kelly
Jonny Fido ...
FBI Agent Burke
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Sully
Shaun R. Clarke ...
Sweeney
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FBI Agent Peters
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Sheriff Herbert Horn
Sean Runnette ...
Marty
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Storyline

Frank O'Brien, a petty thief, and his 7-year-long girlfriend Roz want to put an end to their unsteady lifestyle and just do that _last_ job, which involves stealing a valuable painting. Frank takes Roz to an island on the coast of New England, where he wants to sell the painting and also hopes that their sagging relationship will get a positive push back up. Not everything goes as planned, as some thugs and the FBI try to recover the painting and Roz gets attracted not only to the landscape... Written by Thomas Meyer <i03a@zfn.uni-bremen.de>

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A new comedy about love, laughter, and larceny

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Comedy | Romance

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Rated R for language | See all certifications »
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12 January 1996 (USA)  »

Also Known As:

Stolen Hearts  »

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$10,700,000 (USA)
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Trivia

During filming Sandra Bullock discovered she is allergic to horses. See more »

Goofs

Roz hits Frank at the party on the left side of his face, but walking home he's ruefully rubbing the right side of his face. See more »

Quotes

Roz: Did you steal this from the house?
Frank: No.
Roz: Honey?
Frank: Yes.
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Connections

Features The Thomas Crown Affair (1968) See more »

Soundtracks

Don't Mess With My Business
Written and Performed by The Sidemen
Produced by Joe Louis Walker
Courtesy of DARK LIGHT MUSIC LTD.
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A little harsh "John Wright" the movie is pretty decent
23 May 1999 | by (Chico,CA) – See all my reviews

This movie is best explained by the staff at IMdb.I thought it was funnier than s**t.The plot wasn't really important for this movie to be worth watching.I haven't seen Leary ever play a bad role or stand up & I guess one would have to understand his humor,and if you do you will enjoy "Two if by Sea".If you don't like a movie,one can criticize,without such an outrage of anger.Come on!It's just the movies on a friendly database.Lighten up Mr. Wright.


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