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Two If by Sea (1996)

Frank O'Brien, a petty thief, and his 7-year-long girlfriend Roz want to put an end to their unsteady lifestyle and just do that _last_ job, which involves stealing a valuable painting. ... See full summary »

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Roz
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Evan Marsh
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FBI Agent O'Malley
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Fitzie
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Todd
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Beano Callahan
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Quinn
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Sweeney
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FBI Agent Peters
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Sheriff Herbert Horn
Sean Runnette ...
Marty
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Frank O'Brien, a petty thief, and his 7-year-long girlfriend Roz want to put an end to their unsteady lifestyle and just do that _last_ job, which involves stealing a valuable painting. Frank takes Roz to an island on the coast of New England, where he wants to sell the painting and also hopes that their sagging relationship will get a positive push back up. Not everything goes as planned, as some thugs and the FBI try to recover the painting and Roz gets attracted not only to the landscape... Written by Thomas Meyer <i03a@zfn.uni-bremen.de>

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A new comedy about love, laughter, and larceny

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Comedy | Crime | Romance

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Rated R for language | See all certifications »
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12 January 1996 (USA)  »

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Stolen Hearts  »

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$10,700,000 (USA)
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During filming Sandra Bullock discovered she is allergic to horses. See more »

Goofs

As O'Malley walks down the hallway of the house that's been robbed, a member of the camera crew brushes past a potted plant making the branches whip back toward the actors on screen. See more »

Quotes

Frank O'Brien: People like us are born in little houses and die in little houses, and we've got to find happiness somewhere in between.
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References Princess Caraboo (1994) See more »

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You Love Who You Love
Written by Carole Bayer Sager and Paddy Moloney
Performed by Alannah Myles
Produced by Guy Roche
Alannah Myles appears courtesy of ATLANTIC RECORDING CORPORATION
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A little harsh "John Wright" the movie is pretty decent
23 May 1999 | by (Chico,CA) – See all my reviews

This movie is best explained by the staff at IMdb.I thought it was funnier than s**t.The plot wasn't really important for this movie to be worth watching.I haven't seen Leary ever play a bad role or stand up & I guess one would have to understand his humor,and if you do you will enjoy "Two if by Sea".If you don't like a movie,one can criticize,without such an outrage of anger.Come on!It's just the movies on a friendly database.Lighten up Mr. Wright.


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