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A teen martial arts expert and his martial arts class take on a bunch of thugs headed by a devious real estate developer who is forcing a community to sell out their property so he can build a mall. Written by
John Sacksteder <email@example.com>
Excuse me, guys... can I see your invitations?
Is this your house?
Can we get in?
C'mon Brad, let's just go.
No no no no... Steve... Steve, we can get in, right?
You don't got an invitation. You don't go in.
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WE LIKE CRUSHIN' YOU
Written by John Gonzalez
Performed by Cynthia Manly
Courtesy of JonGon Pub. BMI See more »
I don't think I have ever laughed so hard in my life, and I am an avid Family Guy/Simpsons fan.
This movie deserves to be way at the top of the bottom 100. I have got to get this on VHS (doesnt come on DVD even) The martial arts scenes are horribly choreographed, the acting is superbly horrible, the dialogue is fantastically disgraceful. The lead character is a scrawny annoying dork and the sidekick is even worse!But, there is some eye candy! You must go see this!!! Please vote this as a 1.0 and not a 10.00. I know you are trying to be satirical but, please this must be viewed by all as this is one of the best worst movies EVER!
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