Nikki: Now, see what you need to be doing, Darnell, is taking care of me.
Darnell 'Deeny: Uh, now when did we establish that you were my woman?
Nikki: [sharply] When I opened my legs to you, baby! The contract was signed then.
Brandi Web: So tell me something, Darnell. You still the man? The main man? You know what you are? And I didn't think so. You're a dog. A mad dog, to be exact. And do you know what they do with mad dogs? I can't hear you.
Darnell 'Deeny: No, what they do with mad dogs?
Brandi Web: [pulls out a gun] They shoot mad dogs!
[Brandi is holding Mia at gunpoint]
Mia Williams: I bet you ain't shit without that gun!
Brandi Web: I don't know what your selling... but I'm not buying.
Ma Wright: I know you didn't touch her, baby. I raised you better than that. The Lord must've been watching out over your stupid ass.
Darnell 'Deeny: Hey, I cut her off. She was into some crazy shit, mama. She was wild - buck wild.
Brandi Web: You can trust horses. They don't let you down. People always let you down. Especially men.
Brandi Web: I'm not going to shoot you. Not for myself, no. I'm going to shoot you for all women.
Brandi Web: You know, a man just comes along and he buys us off a shelf. Then he plays. Plays with us until he thinks we're no longer fun. Or until he gets us all dirty, right? Then he just wants to throw us away.
Parking Attendant: [while arguing with Tee over a parking ticket] But the time is expired!
Tee: [while leaning closely towards the parking attendant] Hey, now, baby, the time... you dealing with the time, now...
Parking Attendant: Uh, excuse me? Wait a minute, what is all this? Could you back up? Cause you are ALL in my space.
Tee: [taking out a card] I'm gonna do you a favor. I'm going to give you this. Chocolate City VIP, baby.
Parking Attendant: [snatching the card] Yeah, whatever. I have to go, all right?
[hands Tee the ticket]
Tee: Hey, write your number down on there. Write your number.
Parking Attendant: Look, brah, the only number you're getting is the number to the ticket office, all right? Cause I gots to GO. Step off.
[heads to her car]
Tee: Hey, sweetheart, you ain't gotta to be so mean.
Parking Attendant: Whatever.
Tee: You still look good. I'll call you later.
Tee: How you doing, baby?
Brandi Web: [coldly] "How am I doing, baby?" I'm not your baby.
Tee: Excuse me. Most men would have called you stuck up, looking all like a Barbie doll.
Darnell 'Deeny: [narrating] And that was it. The moment that changed my entire life.
Darnell 'Deeny: [running up to Brandi] Excuse me, excuse me. Hey, um...
Brandi Web: [glaring at Tee] That's no way to talk to a lady!
Tee: [mockingly] Oh, Madame...
Darnell 'Deeny: Look, he didn't mean anything by it. He didn't mean it.
Tee: [rudely] Yes, I did!
Darnell 'Deeny: I'm sorry, it's just that he was dropped on his head as a baby and he's been a little rattled ever since.
Brandi Web: I see. Well, perhaps I should arrange for him to fall on his head again so he can get unrattled.
Ma Wright: It's a thin line between love and hate.
Nikki: Nigger, you full of shit!
Gwen: All your damn promises! Get out of my face!
Darnell 'Deeny: Cleofus' little brother? Mama, you can't let her go out with him. He macks more women than... than...
Ma Wright: The one I'm looking at right now?
Tee: But Smitty, I was working!
Smitty: I don't care if you were selling oranges by the freeway. I DON'T pay for parking tickets.