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Bordello of Blood (1996)

The Crypt Keeper returns to tell the story of a funeral parlor that moonlights as a vampire bordello.

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Katherine Verdoux
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Lilith
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Reverend Current
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Caleb Verdoux
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McCutcheon
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Noonan
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The old bag of bones 'Cryptkeeper' returns for his second full length feature flick about a funeral home that's a front for a whorehouse run by vampires. Written by Humberto Amador

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Rated R for horror violence and gore, sexuality, nudity and strong language | See all certifications »

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16 August 1996 (USA)  »

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$13,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend:

$2,634,170 (USA) (16 August 1996)

Gross:

$5,587,855 (USA) (6 September 1996)
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Dennis Miller improvised most of his dialogue. See more »

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The blood on the key disappears in some shots and reappears later. See more »

Quotes

Rafe Guttman: I'm not going to tell you those aren't the Breasts of the Century, but I'm just not digging the owner, so why don't you put those away; you're just not my type.
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References I Love Lucy (1951) See more »

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Ballroom Blitz
Written by Mike Chapman and Nicky Chinn (as Nicky Chinn)
Performed by Sweet (as The Sweet)
Courtesy of Capitol Records under license from EMI-Capitol Music Special Markets
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Well, not AS bad as I expected... but not as good as Demon Knight... =)
11 August 1999 | by (U.S.) – See all my reviews

Ok, I am a female, so I really got annoyed by all the nudity in it of women... but, besides that, I think people are being too hard on this movie... If you rent a Tales From The Crypt movie, don't expect something very good... but I was a little dissapointed when I saw this, because I think Demon Knight is about one of the best horrors made, and I was surprised that their second film was far different than Demon Knight... This one, Bordello Of Blood, was more funny than anything (quite funny humor I must admit at some points in the movie) with gore, that's all it was, funny and bloody, I was shocked that this movie really didn't have a real plot to it (none that I realized anyway) except obviously, there was vampires, and they wanted them dead... Did I miss something? In Demon Knight, there was a strong plot, great acting, (Especially, Billy Zane...) And funny, gory, exciting, etc., but this was just... pretty plain. If you are expecting a good vampire movie out of this, go watch something else... may I recommend John Carpenter's Vampires? A more serious, believable vampire movie =), but hey, COME ON... this movie isn't THAT bad... is it? The whole idea of it was dumb, and I think made for men, and that isn't fair to us female fans of Tales From The Crypt... am I missing something? Well, maybe the "boss" the cryptkeeper IS a guy, I guess he has say-so about what is put in the movies...


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