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Bordello of Blood (1996)

 -  Horror | Comedy  -  16 August 1996 (USA)
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The cryptkeeper returns to tell the story of a funeral parlor that moonlights as a vampire bordello.

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Cast

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Katherine Verdoux
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Lilith
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Reverend Current
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Caleb Verdoux
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McCutcheon
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Vincent Prather
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Mummy
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Tamara (as Ciara Hunter)
Leslie Ann Phillips ...
Patrice
Juliet Reagh ...
Tallulah
Eli Gabay ...
Miguel
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Reggie
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Noonan
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Storyline

The old bag of bones 'Cryptkeeper' returns for his second full length feature flick about a funeral home that's a front for a whorehouse run by vampires. Written by Humberto Amador

Plot Summary | Plot Synopsis

Plot Keywords:

vampire | kiss | sex in bed | axe | spreadeagle | See more »

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Horror | Comedy

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for horror violence and gore, sexuality, nudity and strong language | See all certifications »

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Release Date:

16 August 1996 (USA)  »

Also Known As:

Dead Easy  »

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Box Office

Opening Weekend:

$2,634,170 (USA) (16 August 1996)

Gross:

$5,587,855 (USA) (6 September 1996)
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Trivia

In a cemetery, there's a crypt with the name "Gaines" on it. William Gaines is the creator of the "Tales from the Crypt" comic books. See more »

Goofs

When the Reverend finds Lilith disguised as Catherine in the basement, after she reveals herself, she moves the torture device up. It shows a shot from the back and you can see Catherine's clothing, even though Lilith turned back to her original form. See more »

Quotes

Rafe Guttman: I'm not going to tell you those aren't the Breasts of the Century, but I'm just not digging the owner, so why don't you put those away; you're just not my type.
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Tasty
Written by Solomon Monsoor (as Solomon Mansoor), Jan Pomerans and Steve Le Clair
Performed by Zen Cowboys
Courtesy of Moonshine Music
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One of my favorite guilty pleasures: a most awesome B-movie extravaganza!!!
24 September 2001 | by (Jersey City, NJ) – See all my reviews

I don't have much of an opinion on this flick. Because what's there to analyze? Gratuitous violence. Gratuitous gore. Gross-out effects strictly for shock value. Gratuitous nudity and close-ups of big breasts. What we have here is a feminist's nightmare. What we also have is an absolute blast!!!

I'm sure women won't enjoy this as much and will probably b*tch about the overdose of female nudity, but for all you guys who just don't give a damn and just want to kick back and have a good time: You will love this movie!! This is like a mix of Wes Craven and Howard Stern. A supreme guilty pleasure!

I enjoy deep, artistically brilliant films like "American Beauty" and "Magnolia," but there's no reason I can't enjoy a campy, shallow, sleazy horror flick like this. I don't ONLY enjoy these types of flicks, but I can enjoy it as long as it's done in a fun, tongue-in-cheek, unpretentious manner. I just want to get that straight. OK, I'll go on. :)

Dennis Miller provides great comic relief in his lead role. Those who are fans of his schtick should look forward to this movie. The horror sequences, though sometimes cheesy, are great fun to watch. There's a spectacular sequence at the end with excellent usage of the song "Ballroom Blitz." There are other great classics like "All Right Now" and "Jailbreak." That's why I bought the soundtrack. It's awesome!

So this movie fits the "guy flick" stereotype like a glove. If you're not in the mood for excessive violence, gore and female nudity--don't watch this movie! Don't say I didn't warn you.

My score: 7 (out of 10)


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