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Bordello of Blood (1996)

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The Crypt Keeper returns to tell the story of a funeral parlor that moonlights as a vampire bordello.

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Katherine Verdoux
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Lilith
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Reverend Current
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Caleb Verdoux
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McCutcheon
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Vincent Prather
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Tamara (as Ciara Hunter)
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Patrice
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Tallulah
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Miguel
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Reggie
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Noonan
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Storyline

The old bag of bones 'Cryptkeeper' returns for his second full length feature flick about a funeral home that's a front for a whorehouse run by vampires. Written by Humberto Amador

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Comedy | Fantasy | Horror

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Rated R for horror violence and gore, sexuality, nudity and strong language | See all certifications »

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16 August 1996 (USA)  »

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Dead Easy  »

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Budget:

$13,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend:

$2,634,170 (USA) (16 August 1996)

Gross:

$5,587,855 (USA) (6 September 1996)
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Trivia

Danny Arroyo had parts in the movie but do to production timing his scenes were deleted. See more »

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Catherine's hair changes throughout the movie, appearing to be a cheap wig in some scenes. When speaking to the Reverend, her hair looks fake and is all one color. When battling Lilith at the end, you can see dark roots in her hair. See more »

Quotes

[a vampire bursts into flames after being squirted with Holy water]
Rafe Guttman: Cha-Ching!
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Connections

References The A-Team (1983) See more »

Soundtracks

Jailbreak
Written by Phil Lynott (as Philip Lynott)
Performed by Thin Lizzy
Courtesy of Mercury Records LTD (London)
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One of my favorite guilty pleasures: a most awesome B-movie extravaganza!!!
24 September 2001 | by (Jersey City, NJ) – See all my reviews

I don't have much of an opinion on this flick. Because what's there to analyze? Gratuitous violence. Gratuitous gore. Gross-out effects strictly for shock value. Gratuitous nudity and close-ups of big breasts. What we have here is a feminist's nightmare. What we also have is an absolute blast!!!

I'm sure women won't enjoy this as much and will probably b*tch about the overdose of female nudity, but for all you guys who just don't give a damn and just want to kick back and have a good time: You will love this movie!! This is like a mix of Wes Craven and Howard Stern. A supreme guilty pleasure!

I enjoy deep, artistically brilliant films like "American Beauty" and "Magnolia," but there's no reason I can't enjoy a campy, shallow, sleazy horror flick like this. I don't ONLY enjoy these types of flicks, but I can enjoy it as long as it's done in a fun, tongue-in-cheek, unpretentious manner. I just want to get that straight. OK, I'll go on. :)

Dennis Miller provides great comic relief in his lead role. Those who are fans of his schtick should look forward to this movie. The horror sequences, though sometimes cheesy, are great fun to watch. There's a spectacular sequence at the end with excellent usage of the song "Ballroom Blitz." There are other great classics like "All Right Now" and "Jailbreak." That's why I bought the soundtrack. It's awesome!

So this movie fits the "guy flick" stereotype like a glove. If you're not in the mood for excessive violence, gore and female nudity--don't watch this movie! Don't say I didn't warn you.

My score: 7 (out of 10)


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