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Bordello of Blood (1996)

The Crypt Keeper returns to tell the story of a funeral parlor that moonlights as a vampire bordello.

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Katherine Verdoux
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Lilith
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Reverend Current
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Caleb Verdoux
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McCutcheon
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Vincent Prather
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Tamara (as Ciara Hunter)
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Patrice
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Tallulah
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Miguel
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Reggie
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Noonan
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The old bag of bones 'Cryptkeeper' returns for his second full length feature flick about a funeral home that's a front for a whorehouse run by vampires. Written by Humberto Amador

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Comedy | Fantasy | Horror

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Rated R for horror violence and gore, sexuality, nudity and strong language | See all certifications »

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16 August 1996 (USA)  »

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Dead Easy  »

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$13,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend:

$2,634,170 (USA) (16 August 1996)

Gross:

$5,587,855 (USA) (6 September 1996)
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Danny Arroyo had parts in the movie but do to production timing his scenes were deleted. See more »

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When Guttman is fighting Caleb you can clearly see a man walking in the background who has no business whatsoever with the scene. See more »

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[On the phone with his ex-wife]
Rafe Guttman: I gotta go. Fuck you.
[hangs up]
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References The Seven Year Itch (1955) See more »

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Bordello Of Blood
Music by Charlie Benante
Lyrics by Scott Ian, John Bush and Frank Bello
Performed by Anthrax
Courtesy of Elektra Records
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A stupid movie that is fun to watch. Not as good as Demon Knights.
17 June 2005 | by (Long Beach, California) – See all my reviews

Bordello of Blood-1996-Dennis Miller, Erika Eleniak, Chris Sarandon, Aubrey Morris, Corey Feldman, Angie Everhart, Phil Fondacaro, John Kassir(as the cryptkeeper) and William Sadler(as the mummy).

This is a very silly movie. After Katherine's(Eleniak) Gothic brother Kaleb(Feldman) goes missing, she calls on an investigator Rafe Guttman(Miller) to find him. The search ends at a whore house where he had gone earlier in the film. Chris Sarandon is so funny and over the top and really steals the show. He plays a crooked priest that sends sinners to their death at a bordello that Kaleb had gone to earlier. Angie Everhart plays the head vampire Lillith and is one of the worst actresses ever so lucky for you, she isn't in all that much of it, but she is in too much. The film has the minor subplot opening and closing of the cryptkeeper at a café with his old friend the mummy talking about how their tomb isn't big enough for the both of them.

My rating-6/10. rated R for nonstop nudity and sexual humor, strong language, some gory violence and a scene with some crude fart jokes.


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