The Crypt Keeper returns to tell the story of a funeral parlor that moonlights as a vampire bordello.

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Lilith
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McCutcheon
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The old bag of bones 'Cryptkeeper' returns for his second full length feature flick about a funeral home that's a front for a whorehouse run by vampires. Written by Humberto Amador

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Rated R for horror violence and gore, sexuality, nudity and strong language | See all certifications »

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$13,000,000 (estimated)

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$2,634,170 (USA) (16 August 1996)

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$5,587,855 (USA) (6 September 1996)
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Danny Arroyo had parts in the movie but do to production timing his scenes were deleted. See more »

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When Rafe enters the Gaines crypt in the cemetery, a stick is visible pushing the "flying cat" off of its shelf. See more »

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[a vampire bursts into flames after being squirted with Holy water]
Rafe Guttman: Cha-Ching!
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Referenced in Starz Inside: Fashion in Film (2008) See more »

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30 Days In The Hole
Written by Steve Marriott
Performed by Humble Pie
Courtesy of A&M Records, Inc.
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You Might Get Infected By Just Watching.
13 November 2003 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

Dennis Miller tries to stop a group of female bi-sexual vampires (led by the ultra-erotic Angie Everhart) who pose as prostitutes at a funeral home that acts as a front for a supposed prostitution ring. By the way, I am completely serious. "Bordello of Blood" is a crazed mess that is so hilarious because of its stupidity that it nearly becomes a deceptive winner. This is the second film of the mid-1990s from "The Tales From the Crypt" HBO series (the equally under-achieving "Demon Knight" was released in 1995). I personally like this picture a little more because it does not take itself too seriously and almost works better as a parody. However the film never rises from its very odd premise as its tone is unclear and the immensely funny situations are sometimes over-shadowed by very graphic violence and constant sexual situations. Arguably Miller's finest performance (go figure that one too) and the steamy vampires are not quite enough to keep "Bordello of Blood" from needing a shot for its STDs (Seriously Tedious Dilemmas). 2 stars out of 5.


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