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Bordello of Blood (1996)

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The Crypt Keeper returns to tell the story of a funeral parlor that moonlights as a vampire bordello.

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Katherine Verdoux
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Lilith
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Reverend Current
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Caleb Verdoux
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McCutcheon
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Vincent Prather
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Tamara (as Ciara Hunter)
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Patrice
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Tallulah
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Reggie
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Noonan
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The old bag of bones 'Cryptkeeper' returns for his second full length feature flick about a funeral home that's a front for a whorehouse run by vampires. Written by Humberto Amador

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Comedy | Fantasy | Horror

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Rated R for horror violence and gore, sexuality, nudity and strong language | See all certifications »

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16 August 1996 (USA)  »

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Budget:

$13,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend:

$2,634,170 (USA) (16 August 1996)

Gross:

$5,587,855 (USA) (6 September 1996)
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Danny Arroyo had parts in the movie but do to production timing his scenes were deleted. See more »

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Catherine's hair changes throughout the movie, appearing to be a cheap wig in some scenes. When speaking to the Reverend, her hair looks fake and is all one color. When battling Lilith at the end, you can see dark roots in her hair. See more »

Quotes

[after ripping Jenkin's head off]
Lillith: I just love a man who gives you head - and lets you keep it!
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References One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (1975) See more »

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Mad World
Written by Solomon Monsoor (as Solomon Mansoor), Jan Pomerans and Steve Le Clair
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Good Bloody Fun.
6 February 2010 | by (Maine) – See all my reviews

Blood, breasts, vampires and Chris Sarandon. How can you go wrong?

"Bordello of Blood," the second "Tales From The Crypt" feature film, supplies the viewer with ample amounts of all of the above, leaving room for little else. What it lacks in story, it more than makes up for in its cheap thrills, and as far as midnight guilty pleasures go, this one is about as good as it gets.

The story revolves around a good-girl (Erika Eleniak) whose delinquent brother (Corey Feldman) goes missing. Upon hiring a wise-cracking private detective, it is revealed that a local morgue is housing a brothel run by a gang of beautiful but deadly vampires. Armed with super-soakers full of holy water and with the help of a guitar-slinging reverend (Chris Sarandon), the two set out to put the joint out of business once and for all.

Dennis Miller is essentially playing himself, but keeps the humor pumping through the film's ridiculous premise. Chris Sarandon, likewise, is in top form as the genre hero he truly is. As mentioned before, there's plenty of bare-flesh and red-stuff to go around, and if that sort of thing is your bag, you'll have a blast with "Bordello of Blood." Take it for the cheap thrill ride it is.


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