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Bordello of Blood (1996)

The Crypt Keeper returns to tell the story of a funeral parlor that moonlights as a vampire bordello.

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The old bag of bones 'Cryptkeeper' returns for his second full length feature flick about a funeral home that's a front for a whorehouse run by vampires. Written by Humberto Amador

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Comedy | Fantasy | Horror

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Rated R for horror violence and gore, sexuality, nudity and strong language | See all certifications »

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16 August 1996 (USA)  »

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Budget:

$13,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend:

$2,634,170 (USA) (18 August 1996)

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$5,587,855 (USA) (8 September 1996)
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A poster for the previous Tales from the Crypt movie Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight (1995) can be seen in the background of Caleb's (Corey Feldman) room. See more »

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When Guttman is fighting Caleb you can clearly see a man walking in the background who has no business whatsoever with the scene. See more »

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[after ripping Jenkin's head off]
Lillith: I just love a man who gives you head - and lets you keep it!
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Referenced in Midnight Screenings: Wild Tales (2017) See more »

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Ballroom Blitz
Written by Mike Chapman and Nicky Chinn (as Nicky Chinn)
Performed by Sweet (as The Sweet)
Courtesy of Capitol Records under license from EMI-Capitol Music Special Markets
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Who doesn't like a good piece of cheese?

Let's face it...this was a B-movie, Universal just put some more money into it. They massacred the vampire lore, but since this is a B-movie, it doesn't matter. Dennis Miller is hilarious as always; and what cheesy horror flick is genuine without Corey Feldman. The only discrepancy I have with this movie are the Cryptkeeper segments. They were just a remake of a Cryptkeeper segment from a TV episode. The only difference was that William Sadler was dressed up as the mummy instead of the Grim Reaper (a reprisal of his role in "Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey").


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