Bordello of Blood (1996) 5.0
The cryptkeeper returns to tell the story of a funeral parlor that moonlights as a vampire bordello. Director:Gilbert Adler |
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Bordello of Blood (1996) 5.0
The cryptkeeper returns to tell the story of a funeral parlor that moonlights as a vampire bordello. Director:Gilbert Adler |
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| John Kassir | ... |
Voice of the Crypt Keeper
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| Dennis Miller | ... | ||
| Erika Eleniak | ... |
Katherine Verdoux
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| Angie Everhart | ... |
Lilith
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| Chris Sarandon | ... |
Reverend Current
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| Corey Feldman | ... |
Caleb Verdoux
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| Aubrey Morris | ... |
McCutcheon
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| Phil Fondacaro | ... |
Vincent Prather
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| William Sadler | ... |
Mummy
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| Kiara Hunter | ... |
Tamara
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Leslie Ann Phillips | ... |
Patrice
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Juliet Reagh | ... |
Tallulah
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Eli Gabay | ... |
Miguel
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| Matt Hill | ... |
Reggie
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| Eric Keenleyside | ... |
Noonan
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The old bag of bones 'Cryptkeeper' returns for his second full length feature flick about a funeral home that's a front for a whorehouse run by vampires. Written by Humberto Amador
Ok, I am a female, so I really got annoyed by all the nudity in it of women... but, besides that, I think people are being too hard on this movie... If you rent a Tales From The Crypt movie, don't expect something very good... but I was a little dissapointed when I saw this, because I think Demon Knight is about one of the best horrors made, and I was surprised that their second film was far different than Demon Knight... This one, Bordello Of Blood, was more funny than anything (quite funny humor I must admit at some points in the movie) with gore, that's all it was, funny and bloody, I was shocked that this movie really didn't have a real plot to it (none that I realized anyway) except obviously, there was vampires, and they wanted them dead... Did I miss something? In Demon Knight, there was a strong plot, great acting, (Especially, Billy Zane...) And funny, gory, exciting, etc., but this was just... pretty plain. If you are expecting a good vampire movie out of this, go watch something else... may I recommend John Carpenter's Vampires? A more serious, believable vampire movie =), but hey, COME ON... this movie isn't THAT bad... is it? The whole idea of it was dumb, and I think made for men, and that isn't fair to us female fans of Tales From The Crypt... am I missing something? Well, maybe the "boss" the cryptkeeper IS a guy, I guess he has say-so about what is put in the movies...