Colonel Madden: [to Solo who is holding the Colonel horizontally above his head] How's it gonna feel if you kill me?
Solo: Good question, let's find out.
[then drops the Colonel on his knee, breaking his spine with a crunch]
Colonel Madden: [to the rebel leader] First rule when dealing with the devil: don't.
Colonel Madden: [speaking of the hut Solo's in] Blow it.
Rebel Leader: I've got men in there!
Colonel Madden: Not anymore.
Dr. Bill Stewart, Solo's Designer: I should've stayed in college.
General Clyde Haynes: [talking about the two Solo Droids] Two Billion Dollars down the crapper!
Improved Solo: [whilst strangling Miguel the Kid with right hand] Little Humans!