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Alex is the definition of loser. He has no, nor has he ever had, friends. His life has no direction and he has a stupid haircut... more | add synopsisAwards:
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pathetic recreation of Kevin Smith's early days i guess moreCast
(Cast overview, first billed only) | Paul Rudd | ... | Alex |
 | Donal Logue | ... | Gnome |
 | Donovan Leitch | ... | Patrick |
 | Ione Skye | ... | Maggie |
 | Marissa Ribisi | ... | Lizzie |
 | Adam West | ... | Himself |
 | Tracey Walter | ... | The Vagrant |
| Matt Koruba | ... | Young Alex |
| Leila Johnson | ... | Kim |
 | Zack Ward | ... | Skinhead |
 | Richard Gilbert-Hill | ... | Drama Teacher |
| Bernie Engel | ... | Professor |
 | Ed Anders | ... | Bouncer |
| Io Petty | ... | Bar Waitress |
| Loesha Zeaviar | ... | Rachel |
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Ultra StereoFun Stuff
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This movie was terrible on so many levels. It's basically a rip off of Kevin Smith's life. It's about a slacker who can't figure out what to do in life. So he decides to make a movie but has no idea how. I know there's a bit more to this movie but after the first 50 minutes I stopped watching. I don't know how Kevin Smith could allow this to be made. It's like watching the making of Clerks or something. Witless dialogue, stiff acting and just painful to watch. The only interesting character was Patrick played by Donovan Leitch.
So overall don't waste your time on this unless you have never heard of Kevin Smith, seen a Kevin Smith movie or you just like lame half-assed slacker movies. Which i guess you can't expect much from.