Santa with Muscles (1996) 2.2
An evil millionaire (Hulk Hogan) gets amnesia and then belives that he is Santa Claus. Director:John Murlowski |
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Santa with Muscles (1996) 2.2
An evil millionaire (Hulk Hogan) gets amnesia and then belives that he is Santa Claus. Director:John Murlowski |
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| Hulk Hogan | ... | ||
| Don Stark | ... |
Lenny
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| Robin Curtis | ... |
Leslie
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| Garrett Morris | ... |
Clayton
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| Aria Noelle Curzon | ... |
Elizabeth
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| Adam Wylie | ... |
Taylor
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| Mila Kunis | ... | ||
| Jennifer Paz | ... |
Helen Chu
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| Clint Howard | ... |
Hinkley
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William Newman | ... |
Chas
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Robert Apisa | ... |
Franco
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| Pierre Dulat | ... |
Pierre
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| Steve Valentine | ... |
Dr. Blight
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| Ed Begley Jr. | ... |
Ebner Frost
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Kai Ephron | ... |
Dr. Vial
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An evil millionaire (Hulk Hogan) gets amnesia and then belives that he is Santa Claus.
Hollywood Hulk Hogan. A name synonymous with fake wrestling, baldness, and bad acting. Well, scratch the bad acting; Hulk's acting during a wrestling match is Anthony Hopkins-esque compared to the tripe in this "film", and notice I use the term VERY carefully.....
After a "plot" involving a rich guy hitting his head while putting on a Santa outfit while running from the police {Why didn't he just give up? The guy was supposed to have millions of dollars, you'd think he could spare a hundered for bail}, he wakes up imagining he is, indeed, Santa. As if he couldn't take one look in the mirror and realize Santa is neither balding nor a steroid junkie. Then, of course, there's the usual Stooge-style violence and a precocious Elven helper.
Unless you want to share the same fate as "Hollywood" Hulk Hogan's acting career, I suggest you skip this and watch Hulk's classic "Thunder in Paradise" instead.... wait, did I just say that? Better skip that one, too.