Santa with Muscles (1996) 2.2
An evil millionaire (Hulk Hogan) gets amnesia and then belives that he is Santa Claus. Director:John Murlowski |
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Santa with Muscles (1996) 2.2
An evil millionaire (Hulk Hogan) gets amnesia and then belives that he is Santa Claus. Director:John Murlowski |
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| Hulk Hogan | ... | ||
| Don Stark | ... |
Lenny
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| Robin Curtis | ... |
Leslie
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| Garrett Morris | ... |
Clayton
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| Aria Noelle Curzon | ... |
Elizabeth
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| Adam Wylie | ... |
Taylor
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| Mila Kunis | ... | ||
| Jennifer Paz | ... |
Helen Chu
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| Clint Howard | ... |
Hinkley
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William Newman | ... |
Chas
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Robert Apisa | ... |
Franco
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| Pierre Dulat | ... |
Pierre
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| Steve Valentine | ... |
Dr. Blight
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| Ed Begley Jr. | ... |
Ebner Frost
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Kai Ephron | ... |
Dr. Vial
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An evil millionaire (Hulk Hogan) gets amnesia and then belives that he is Santa Claus.
This movie is so bad, it's actually considered cruel and unusual punishment under the U.S. Constitution. I wish I was exaggerating. If you want a Christmas movie, go watch Miracle on 34th Street or something. Just stay far, far, FAR, I can't emphasise this enough, FAR AWAY from this horrifyingly bad film. You've heard the phrase "So bad, it's funny"? Well, this transcends "So bad, it's funny" and ends up just being horrible.