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Commander Steve Rogers crash-lands on a planet inhabited solely by women. All of the men were killed in a mining accident some twenty years before. The town where he wakes up is straight out of the old west. Both the sheriff and the mayor of the town take an immediate liking to Steve and each tries to claim him for themselves. The local bar maid is also interested but not quite as pushy as the first two. It looks like our man Steve may be trapped on the planet of beautiful women. But as usual in these things you need to be careful what you wish for since you might get it. Written by
Edward Hunter <email@example.com>
The premise of this dog is inviting - space jockey crash-lands on a planet full of western-motif women, their men and their communication equipment all having been crushed in a freak mining accident. He can't leave or get help because his intergalactic telephone is broken and needs - get this - a Spacely Sprocket! Okay - you know it's going to be a T&A movie, but it doesn't even live up to that! The "erotic" scenes are shot so poorly and are so monotonous I actually changed channels in the middle of one. Plus - the hero - on a planet filled with beautiful women - only gets it on with 3 inhabitants - the sheriff, the mayor, and the saloon keeper (she never even gets naked!). All those beautiful extras wasted! Don't waste the TV's radiation watching this one.
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