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Overnight Delivery (1998) Poster

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Ivy: Slut? Oh, oh, no. If I wanna bag a professor from one of my classes, I will, but nobody, and I mean nobody, calls me a slut, so the next time you feel like casting aspersions on my character, try remembering that this quote unquote slut is driving your judgmental ass all the way to Des Moines. So a little decency would be in order. Got it? Good.

Ivy: C'mon, Baker. Men live in hope and die in despair.

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Ivy: Extra, Extra. Read all about it. Kim can shake her pom-poms but she won't go at it! Extraaa. Extraaa.

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Ivy: You know it's funny I thought you had a girlfriend.

Wyatt: Me? No... well yeah, but I was just killing time.

Ivy: Killing time?

Wyatt: Yeah, killing time until I met you.

Ivy: Boy, never thought I'd fall for a line like that.

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Wyatt: I'll have some celery... some toast... and some water... just some water.

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Snake: It's a fact, College girls have three times more sexual partners than a regular girl.

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Raditch: I don't want to tell you 'I told you so', but, I told you so!

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Ivy: I'm sorry, were you sleeping?

Wyatt: Did my closed eyes and peaceful demeanor tip you off?

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Ivy: You know, as bad as a situation ever gets, there's always time to get dressed.

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Ivy: Why don't you draw some more attention to the stolen vehicle by dancing on it?

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Turran: Given you don't have the bribe money or shipping number, the only way we can cancel your package is by the computer.

[deletes the file]

Turran: Oops. How's that for a reality check?

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[in Ivy's nightmare]

Kimberly: Give me a T, give me an R, give me an I-P-S. What does it spell? Trips! Ivy, if you touch him I will tear you to bits!

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Ivy: Try this! Kim you snotty little pig I was delighted to learn of your infidelity. Your puritanical attitudes towards sex were just childish and insecure.

Wyatt: Ooh insecure give me something about her weight. She's one of those five eight, hundred pound girls that always gonna say "I'm fat I'm fat"!

Ivy: Ok! My stomach turned the last time we made out & your gut flapped against me; those cellulite packed cactuses you call thighs with the razor sharp stubble called to mind a fifth rate porno actress that I once jerked off to during the tenure of our sorry marriage of convenience. Now I can finally tell all my friends how nauseating you are to mate with. Rot in Hell! Trips.

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Kimberly: Cellulite packed cactuses I call thighs? I AM NOT FAT!... WYATT!

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Ivy: You're friend doesn't look so good!

Wyatt: No? Well how the hell am I supposed to look? My girlfriend is cheating on me with a guy named "The Ricker".

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Wyatt: Dear God, I promise i'll never send anything overnight delivery again.

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Wyatt: You are...

Ivy: ...Adorable?

Wyatt: An asshole.

Ivy: ...An adorable asshole?

Wyatt: Just a little good-for-nothing stripper!

Ivy: Screw you!

Wyatt: SC-REWWW YOU!

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Wyatt: You are an incubus. A hell-spawned incubus.

Ivy: Only a male can be an incubus, if anything, I'm a sucubus.

Wyatt: Yeah, you got the "suck" part right.

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Wyatt: I'm gonna be late to the airport.

Ivy: I'll drive you!

Wyatt: Really?

Ivy: Yeah, I do have a heart, occasionally.

Wyatt: Do you have a car?

Ivy: [sarcastic] No, I have a rickshaw!

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Wyatt: [Global Express truck pull up] How about that?

Ivy: Its no Jesus walking on water, I give it a six.

Wyatt: That's a nine!

Ivy: [their delivery man gets out] Okay, 8.5

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Ivy: Have a snowpuff smart guy.

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Wyatt Trips: Lay wheels! I'm being chased by Killer Beez!

Ivy Miller: Trips, it's way too cold for killer bees. They need warm climates to survive.

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