Doug Kinney #2:
[not happy about appearance of clone #3. Doug has promised to make it up to him] And you can start by cloning Laura!
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Doug Kinney #1:
[to his children, Zack and Jennifer who are fighting] You're both doodie-heads! Go up to your rooms and don't come out until you're married!
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Ted:
We'll have to put in more hours. This isn't just a nine-to-five job. There is a saying where I worked last. "If you don't come in on Saturday, don't bother coming in on Sunday."
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Doug Kinney #4:
[Doug #2 is laying in bed with the flu and Doug #3 has left him alone with Doug #4] Sorry Steve...
[Doug #2 looks up and sees Doug #4 standing at the foot of his bed with a rubber boot over his head and moves a wood saw back and forth in the air in a sawing motion]
Doug Kinney #4:
That leg's gonna have to come off.
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