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Martha is a single woman working at a television talk show. When her younger sister gets married, everyone's wondering when Martha is going to meet Mr. Right and tie the knot. When by chance, Martha meets a handsome stranger named Whitman, the two fall madly in love with each other. But soon Martha discovers little quirks in Whitman... little quirks that become horrifying nightmares. But by the time Martha realizes that she must break up with him, it'll take more than subtle hints to make him go away -- she'll have to get into the most outrageous predicaments to rid herself of Mr. Wrong. Written by
Eric Yang <esy@netcom.com>
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He loved her from afar. It wasn't far enough.
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The gum can be seen in Martha's hair before Inga puts it there.
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Quotes
Inga Gunther:
[
about to open a jar of ants]
prepare to be consumed, Martha Alston! PREPARE TO BE... oh, God! They're dead. Bob?
Bob:
They are?
Inga Gunther:
Yes, didn't you feed them?
Bob:
i thought you said you wanted them hungry?
Inga Gunther:
HUNGRY, Bob! Not DEAD! Now what are we gonna do?
Martha:
We could re-schedule, like, you know, next Tuesday is good for me.
Inga Gunther:
Dream on, little beauty!
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Connections
Features
Tammy and the Bachelor (1957)
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Soundtracks
"HOLD THE LINE"
Written by
David Paich
Performed by
Toto
Courtesy of Columbia Records
By Arrangement with Sony Music Licensing
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Poor Ellen. She's finally getting some respect in Hollywood with excellent performances in such films as edTV, The Love Letter, etc, yet has to deal with having starred in this flop.
Talent such as herself, Bill Pullman, Joan Cusack, Dean Stockwell, Ellen Cleghorne, and the sensational Joan Plowright is wasted in this turkey.
I must admit however that it did start off promising - the typical single woman living in the shadow of recently married sister, meets nice guy, blah blah blah.. but went totally downhill soon afterwards. What caused Whitman (Pullman) to be such a hyperactive fool? And Joan Cusack and her feeb slave Bob? I love Joan, she's had some great roles (hence the 2 oscar noms) but not even her charismatic prowess can save this hairball. She has to deal with a brainless character who cuts couches and puts gum in Ellen's hair! Sheesh - and the Mexican kids?? Well, I laughed at that scene.. I found it to be quite racist also mind you.
Unfunny, unoriginal and uninspired right up to the end wedding where Ellen is in rollerblades or something and Joan is sporting a rifle. Spare me the hyperbole and give me my ninety minutes back.
2.5/10