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Michael (1996) Poster

(1996)

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Michael: You gotta learn to laugh, it's the way to true love.

Michael: Remember what John and Paul said.

Frank Quinlan: The apostles?

Michael: No, the Beatles. All you need is love.

Huey Driscoll: Can I just pull on your wings to see how they're attached?

Michael: Why don't you pull on your pecker to see how it's attached?

Pansy Milbank: Hey. Language.

Frank Quinlan: An angel that says "pecker."

Pansy Milbank: Language.

Michael: Whatever they say, you can never have too much of earth.

Michael: Battle!

Michael: Then what happened was, he came as a hundred mouths, open and stinking with decay... and he tore at my flesh from every angle of Heaven. I grabbed Beelzebub's blue tongue in my fist...

Old Geezer #1: Wait, who is Beelzebub?

Michael: Beelzebub is Satan!

Michael: And you just gotta remember, Sparky - no matter what they tell you - you can *never* have too much sugar.

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Michael: You know, I invented marriage

Pansy Milbank: Oh really?

Michael: Yep. All these people were milling around, trying to get together, everything was in chaos so I told 'em, "Have a ceremony".

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Michael: The miles will fly and your children won't cry, if you play car bingo.

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Huey Driscoll: My wife has lips like a blowfish.

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Michael: I'm not that kind of angel.

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Frank Quinlan: Bring him back.

Michael: That's not my area.

Frank Quinlan: Would someone please tell me what his area is? Don't give me that "that's not my area" stuff. BRING HIM BACK.

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Dorothy Winters: It's cookies, he smells like cookies, and the smell gets stronger when he's in heat.

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[repeated line, while cooking breakfast]

Pansy Milbank: Over easy!

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Michael: Hey, what's the opposite of white?

Frank Quinlan: Black.

Michael: No. Yolk.

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Michael: Money Changers!

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Michael: No injuries, 6360 battles.

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