Quotes
Michael: And you just gotta remember, Sparky - no matter what they tell you - you can *never* have too much sugar.
Share thisMichael: You know, I invented marriage
Pansy Milbank: Oh really?
Michael: Yep. All these people were milling around, trying to get together, everything was in chaos so I told 'em, "Have a ceremony".
Share thisMichael: Remember what John and Paul said.
Frank Quinlan: The apostles?
Michael: No, the Beatles. All you need is love.
Share thisHuey Driscoll: Can I just pull on your wings to see how they're attached?
Michael: Why don't you pull on your pecker to see how it's attached?
Pansy Milbank: Hey. Language.
Frank Quinlan: An angel that says "pecker."
Pansy Milbank: Language.
Share thisMichael: Whatever they say, you can never have too much of earth.
Share thisMichael: You gotta learn to laugh, it's the way to true love.
Share thisMichael: The miles will fly and your children won't cry, if you play car bingo.
Share thisHuey Driscoll: My wife has lips like a blowfish.
Share thisMichael: I'm not that kind of angel.
Share thisFrank Quinlan: Bring him back.
Michael: That's not my area.
Frank Quinlan: Would someone please tell me what his area is? Don't give me that "that's not my area" stuff. BRING HIM BACK.
Share thisMichael: Battle!
Share thisDorothy Winters: It's cookies, he smells like cookies, and the smell gets stronger when he's in heat.
Share thisMichael: Money Changers!
Share thisMichael: No injuries, 6360 battles.
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