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The Macabre Pair of Shorts (1996)

Featuring Buffy The Vampire Slayer and Angelstar David Boreanaz in his first screen appearance! This anthology of comic horror tales follows a pair of snobby vampires, a psychotic mime and ... See full summary »

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Cast

Credited cast:
Rick Benattar ...
Jack Diamond (segment "MPS")
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Dinner (segment "MPS")
Patrick Bradley ...
The Mime / Vincent / Assistant (segments "MPS" / "The Eggs")
Kimber Breauxl ...
Mother (segment "Vamps")
Chelsea Dodson ...
Daughter (segment "MPS")
Erik Emmons ...
Walt Farberman (segment "Seymour Hackell")
Tony Ferriter ...
Patrick (segment "Overtime")
Kara Flynn ...
Katherine (segment "MPS")
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Dr. Serling (segment "The Eggs")
Ashley Hill ...
Christine Hackell / Waitress / Computer (segments "Overtime" / "Seymour Hackell" / "The Eggs")
Noah Korda ...
Make up Guy (segment "MPS")
Scott Mabbutt ...
Tracy Langan / Himself (segment "Overtime")
Shannon K. MacDonald ...
Elizabeth (segments "Overtime" / "MPS")
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Tim / The Headless Rider (segment "MPS")
Kathryn McAlister ...
Kathryn (segment "Overtime" / "Vamps")
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Featuring Buffy The Vampire Slayer and Angelstar David Boreanaz in his first screen appearance! This anthology of comic horror tales follows a pair of snobby vampires, a psychotic mime and a killer reel of film that erases everyone who watches it! Written by Anonymous

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A Comedy of Terrors!

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Comedy | Horror

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Trivia

The house that the "vampire sequence" was filmed in was David Boreanaz's house at the time. See more »

Crazy Credits

If you are projecting a print of this film, remember to check the take-up reel. You saw what happened to Tony and Patrick. This thing could take over the whole industry. See more »

Connections

References Casablanca (1942) See more »

Soundtracks

Cleansing
Written and Performed by Eric Van der Wyk
Courtesy of King Tet Productions
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A pair of shorts with a few extra legs.
1 April 2004 | by (california) – See all my reviews

Macabre Pair of Shorts.

It is not just two short stories as the title implies. It is much more! This little gem is packed with good ol' fashioned macabre Halloween funnery. When I first saw this I was giddy with the same feeling you got when you first put on your Halloween mask. Don't ask me to explain it. Its true. This film somehow affected the center of my brain that stores Halloween. M.P.S. is as fun for me as Mad Monster Party was for me as a kid. If ANY part of you enjoys Halloween you will love this anthology. I cant tell you how much I loved the Lesbian vampire segment with the umbrellas of Cherbourg touch. Ya cant help but love this film. Pick up a copy and enjoy a little bit of October any time of year.


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