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| David Arquette | ... | John | |
| Lukas Haas | ... | Donner | |
| Tony Epper | ... | Santa Claus | |
| John C. McGinley | ... | Danny Cohen | |
| Keith David | ... | Homeless John | |
| Wilson Cruz | ... | Mikey | |
| Joshua Schaefer | ... | David (as Josh Schaefer) | |
| Sydney Lassick | ... | Al | |
| Christopher Gartin | ... | Eli | |
| Ruth Silver | ... | Tourist Mom | |
| Alanna Ubach | ... | Nikki | |
| N'Bushe Wright | ... | X-Mas Junkie | |
| Richard T. Jones | ... | Mr. Popper (as Richard Timothy Jones) | |
| Richard Kind | ... | Paul Truman | |
| Elliott Gould | ... | Manny Gould | |
| Harper Roisman | ... | Old Man | |
| Terrence Howard | ... | Jimmy the Warlock (as Terrence Dashon Howard) | |
| Nicky Katt | ... | Mix | |
| Louis Mustillo | ... | John Wayne | |
| Arliss Howard | ... | John Cardoza | |
| Nina Siemaszko | ... | Tiffany The Prostitute | |
| Kurtis Kunzler | ... | Hustler at Payphone | |
| Craig Bierko | ... | Christmas Preacher on Radio | |
| rest of cast listed alphabetically: | |||
| Mary Kircher | ... | Corporate Business Executive (uncredited) | |
| Melissa S. Markess | ... | Business Executive (uncredited) | |
Directed by | |||
| Scott Silver | |||
Writing credits | ||
| Scott Silver | (written by) | |
Produced by | |||
| Tarek Abu-Zayyad | .... | associate producer | |
| Beau Flynn | .... | producer | |
| P. Holt Gardiner | .... | executive producer | |
| David Godbout | .... | associate producer | |
| Dolly Hall | .... | co-executive producer | |
| Elyse Katz | .... | line producer | |
| Stefan Simchowitz | .... | producer | |
| Mary Vernieu | .... | associate producer | |
| Paul Brown | .... | producer (uncredited) | |
Original Music by | |||
| Charles Brown | (original score composed by) | ||
| Danny Caron | (original score composed by) | ||
Cinematography by | |||
| Tom Richmond | (director of photography) | ||
Film Editing by | |||
| Dorian Harris | (edited by) | ||
Casting by | |||
| Mary Vernieu | |||
Production Design by | |||
| Amy Beth Silver | |||
Art Direction by | |||
| William P. Paine | |||
Set Decoration by | |||
| Jennifer M. Gentile | (as Jennifer Gentile) | ||
Costume Design by | |||
| Sara Jane Slotnick | (as Sarah Jane Slotnick) | ||
Makeup Department | |||
| Constance Hall | .... | assistant hair | |
| Constance Hall | .... | assistant makeup | |
| Kenneth Michael | .... | key makeup/hair | |
Production Management | |||
| Elyse Katz | .... | unit production manager | |
| Sue Mischel | .... | post-production supervisor | |
| Ed Santiago | .... | post-production supervisor | |
Second Unit Director or Assistant Director | |||
| Richard A. Cooper | .... | second second assistant director (as Richard Cooper) | |
| Steven Thomas | .... | additional second second assistant director | |
Art Department | |||
| Fred Cisterna | .... | set dresser | |
| Ryan Folsey | .... | construction coordinator | |
| A.W. Gryphon | .... | art assistant (as Allison Wilke) | |
| Ray Harris | .... | storyboard artist | |
| Jacob Whitmore | .... | prop master | |
Stunts | |||
| Rick Avery | .... | stunt coordinator | |
Camera and Electrical Department | |||
| Sean Antle | .... | best boy electric (as Sean 'Cat' Antle) | |
| David Chameides | .... | Steadicam operator (as Dave Camiedes) | |
| Young Vance Cohen | .... | additional grip (as Vance Cohen) | |
| Alfonso Delgado | .... | additional electrician | |
| Dan Hofstad | .... | additional electrician (as Daniel Hofstad) | |
| Bob Ivanjack | .... | dolly grip | |
| Bob Ivanjack | .... | key grip | |
| Tom Jensen | .... | first assistant camera | |
| Jordan Levy | .... | camera loader | |
| Jason Libretta | .... | second assistant camera (as Jason D. Libretta) | |
| Shaun Madigan | .... | gaffer | |
| Mike Manzoni | .... | best boy grip | |
| Anthony L. Newman | .... | grip (as Anthony 'Nino' Newman) | |
| Gerry O'Malley | .... | steadicam operator | |
| Travis Pafford | .... | additional grip | |
| Greg G. Reeves | .... | electrician (as Greg Reeves) | |
| Brad Siskind | .... | grip | |
| Rick Stribling | .... | dolly grip | |
| Rick Stribling | .... | key grip | |
| Adam Wilson | .... | additional electrician | |
| John Samaras | .... | first assistant camera: second unit (uncredited) | |
Casting Department | |||
| Alyssa Weisberg | .... | casting associate | |
Costume and Wardrobe Department | |||
| Maria Bradley | .... | assistant costume designer | |
Editorial Department | |||
| Christopher J. Brown | .... | post production assistant (as Chris J. Brown) | |
| Mike Mertens | .... | color timer | |
| Anthony Santiago | .... | assistant editor | |
Music Department | |||
| Charles Brown | .... | conductor: original score | |
| Danny Caron | .... | conductor: original score | |
| Deszon Claiborne | .... | musician: drums | |
| Bob Conlon | .... | assistant music engineer | |
| Ruth Davies | .... | musician: bass | |
| Ann Kline | .... | music coordinator (as Ann Karlin) | |
| Michelle Kuznetsky | .... | associate music supervisor | |
| Samuel Lehmer | .... | music engineer | |
| Mary Ramos | .... | music supervision | |
| Clifford Solomon | .... | musician: saxophone | |
| Gary Wasserman | .... | music editor: Pascal Sound | |
Transportation Department | |||
| Joe Barreras | .... | transportation captain | |
| Lewis Burnett | .... | driver: honey wagon (as Lew Burnett) | |
| Gary DeVoe | .... | driver (as Gary Devoe) | |
| Dick Dionne | .... | driver (as Richard Dionne) | |
| Steve Sorkin | .... | driver: grip/electric | |
Other crew | |||
| Francie Brown | .... | dialect coach | |
| Ian Davidow | .... | office assistant | |
| Wendy Davison | .... | production accountant | |
| Francis DeAngelo | .... | assistant: Beau Flynn & Stefan Simchowitz | |
| Maria Erspamer | .... | key production assistant | |
| Jonathan Gabriel | .... | production legal (as Jonathan Gabriel Esq.) | |
| Jane Gurtiza | .... | assistant production coordinator | |
| Alex Kivlen | .... | assistant location consultant | |
| Leslie Kurtz | .... | production intern | |
| Michael Lawson | .... | publicity: The Pogachefsky Co. | |
| Mickey Mayorson | .... | legal services: Loeb & Loeb (as Mickey Mayerson Esq.) | |
| George McDowell Agnew | .... | location consultant (as George Agnew) | |
| P. Kevin Morris | .... | production legal (as P. Kevin Morris Esq.) | |
| Diane H. Newman | .... | script supervisor (as Diane Hassinger Newman) | |
| Ken Paull | .... | assistant production associate | |
| Rich Penna | .... | electronic press kit | |
| Kim Percival | .... | production coordinator | |
| Mark Pogachefsky | .... | publicity: The Pogachefsky Co. | |
| Nick Roberts | .... | security: Technical Security | |
| Bobby Rodriguez | .... | craft service | |
| David N. Schrager | .... | production associate (as David Schrager) | |
| John Shepherd | .... | assistant: Scott Silver | |
Thanks | |||
| Tarek Abu-Zayyad | .... | the producers wish to thank | |
| Joseph Apprendi | .... | the producers wish to thank | |
| Darren Aronofsky | .... | the director would like to thank | |
| Jonathan Beare | .... | the producers wish to thank | |
| Carol Bodie | .... | special thanks | |
| Kevin Campbell | .... | special thanks: PMK | |
| Cathy Christmas | .... | special thanks: Santa Claus Productions | |
| Jillian Dempsey | .... | special thanks: Delux Beauty Parlor (as Jill Fink) | |
| Jon Furie | .... | the director would like to thank | |
| P. Holt Gardiner | .... | the producers wish to thank | |
| David Godbout | .... | the director would like to thank | |
| Aaron Hsu | .... | the producers wish to thank | |
| Sharon Jackson | .... | special thanks (as Sharon Sheinwold) | |
| Mara Jacobs | .... | the producers wish to thank | |
| Stephanie Johnson | .... | special thanks | |
| Eldad Levy | .... | the producers wish to thank | |
| Mickey Mayorson | .... | the producers wish to thank (as Mickey Mayerson) | |
| Stuart Rosenberg | .... | the director would like to thank | |
| Marcia Ross | .... | special thanks | |
| John Shepherd | .... | the director would like to thank | |
| Henry Shinefield | .... | the producers wish to thank (as Dr. Henry Shinefield) | |
| Steven Siebert | .... | special thanks | |
| Ruth Silver | .... | the director would like to thank | |
| Mark Waters | .... | the director would like to thank | |
| Ron Wechsler | .... | very special thanks | |
| Lisa Wong | .... | special thanks | |
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Despite the title, this is not one man's history of the toilet. Lukas
Haas, the little kid from "Witness," is all grown up and taking some
serious adult roles. "Johns" is his film, and he does a great job
here.
David Arquette plays John, who will be turning 21 on Christmas
Day. He is a gay hustler who is looking to stay on his birthday in a
fancy L.A. hotel. Haas is his best friend, the new guy working the
street. His father is a doctor, but kicked him out for being gay.
Most of the film concerns John's efforts to collect money he owes a
drug dealer. His shoes are stolen in the opening moments of the
film, and we find out that was where he stashed his cash. This
opening also sets up a failed surprise ending that is really forced.
The film's sparse plot meanders through John's encounters,
some with other men named John, hence the film's title, until the
end. Haas and Arquette are ready to leave for Branson, Missouri
on a bus but Arquette wants to do "one last date." You can
probably see where that is going.
The film has enough quirky characters to make a "Northern
Exposure" fan drool. Richard Kind is a kind hotel clerk. Keith David
is a mysterious homeless man. John C. McGinley is a Hollywood
producer. Arliss Howard is a stuttering Bible beater who becomes
Arquette's last date. Elliot Gould plays a rich client of Arquette's.
Arquette's drug dealing nemesis cannot add and subtract. All of
these actors have little quirks and tics that I think the film maker
wanted us to find endearing. You only have sympathy for Haas, so
I felt the film wasted too much time showing us all the other
scenes. Arquette is five years too old for this role, and I smiled
every time he picked up a phone, wondering if he would follow his
own advice in those terrible phone company ads he appeared in.
His career choices lately have been stupid ("Ready to Rumble"
anyone?), and this leaves a bad impression on anything serious
he attempts.
Accept for Haas, everyone goes through the motions of a story that
liberally borrows from "Midnight Cowboy." You just know one of
them will die in the end, and sure enough, one does. The film
wants to make a moral point, but try to have fun doing it at the
same time, and this does not work.
One creepy scene involves Arquette and Gould having a rendezvous and kissing. Arquette is married to Courteney Cox in
real life, and Gould plays Cox's father on "Friends." After this
twisted "Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon"-like game, I felt really weird
watching their scene.
Silver's direction is better than his script, and you have to give him
credit for coming up with one of the most eclectic soundtracks I
have ever heard, but eventually "Johns" fails both Haas, and us. If
you want to see a real film about street children, watch the
documentary "Streetwise." That film makes this look like "Sesame
Street."
This is rated (R) for physical violence, some gore, strong profanity,
very brief male nudity, strong sexual content, strong sexual
references, and adult situations.