Once a Thief (1996 TV Movie)

Ivan Sergei: Mac Ramsey

Quotes 

• [a gun is pointed at Li Ann] 

  Li Ann : Tell him to put it away or I'll make him swallow it.

  Mac : I've seen her like this, you're gonna swallow it!

• Mac : Oh tell me you're not the doctor.

  The Director : Worse. I'm The Director.

• Mac : Yeah, people call me Mac.

  The Director : People will call you DEAD if you interrupt me again

• Mac : Now my life is run by a twisted leather freak!

  The Director : Twisted? Yes. Freak? That's a little strong.

• Victor : Are you sure you know what you're doing?

  Mac : I've seen it in a movie once.

• [after Li Ann jumped over infrared lights] 

  Mac : Well, 9.9 points from the judges.

  Li Ann : Why 9.9?

  Mac : One of the judges is from East Germany.

  Li Ann : East Germany doesn't exist anymore.

  Mac : Well, is that why he is so pissed?