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Jack Frost (Video 1997) Poster

(1997 Video)

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[after seeing a corpse dressed up like a Christmas tree]

Deputy Pullman: You don't reckon that we keep her up for the twelve days of Christmas, then?

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Tommy: I said, who's there?

[Jack Frost hits Tommy, and enters the house]

Jack Frost: Well it ain't fucking Frosty!

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[after reforming himself in a distorted way]

Jack Frost: Look, Ma! I'm a Picasso!

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[Jack Frost has killed Jill]

Jack Frost: Looks like Christmas came a little early this year. Well, I hope it was good for you honey. Oh, I must remember to send flowers.

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Jack Frost: Gosh. I only axed you for a smoke.

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Sam: Look, I just saw something that doesn't belong in this world, and it's out there killing my friends. Now, tell me what it is!

Agent Manners: Jack Frost.

Sam: No, Jack Frost died.

Stone: Jack Frost changed.

Sam: Changed?

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[after Jack has apparently been destroyed]

Agent Manners: It's at a time like this, when I think all we can do is turn our eyes up to the heavens and say...

[looks up and realizes Jack is back]

Agent Manners: ...Oh shit.

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Sam: Marla, I want you to call around, and get a hold of Jill Metzner. Oh, call the FBI in Denver, too. Some asshole named Manners.

[Sam sees Agent Manners in the office]

Sam: Who are you?

Agent Manners: I'm the asshole.

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Agent Manners: Have the MV's been moved?

Sam: Motor vehicles?

Agent Manners: Have the murder victims been moved yet?

Sam: No, uh, Jake and Sally Metzner have not been moved yet.

Agent Manners: Fine. First take me to the crime scene. 'Scuse me, Jake and Sally's place. If everything checks out as I think it will, I'll have a task force in here by midnight.

Sam: Does this mean this case is being taken out of my hands?

Agent Manners: It was never in them, Sheriff.

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[Sam has frightened Stone with a warning shot]

Stone: Do something!

Agent Manners: Like what? Teach him how to shoot better?

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Jill Metzner: Tommy, no. Don't put cold water in. Now it's freezing.

[the bath water transforms into Jack Frost]

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Jill Metzner: [on seeing a freshly ran bath of water] Thank you, Tommy!

[Cuts to Tommy's corpse, which seems to be comically nodding in response]

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Jack Frost: [attacking Sam with an icicle] Listen, I got a point I'd like to make!

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[Sam shoves oatmeal at Jack Frost, causing him to burn]

Sam: Oatmeal is making him burn. Wait. What did you put in those oats?

Ryan Tiler: Sorry.

Sam: No. It's a good thing that you did.

Ryan Tiler: I didn't want you to get cold.

Sam: What did you put in the oats?

Ryan Tiler: Anti-freeze.

[Sam smiles and hugs Ryan]

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Jack Frost: That's right, Sheriff! You take a good, long look at this face! 'Cuz the next time you see it, it's gonna tear your world apart! I'll find a way! I'll tear your town apart! I'll kill your family! I'll kill you! You're dead! You hear me? Dead!

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Sam: Look, I need everybody here to work with me on this, alright? I need you to stay calm. I need you to trust these people.

Paul Davrow: Why in hell should we trust these guys?

Agent Manners: Because we might just be your only hope.

Sam: That's right!

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Tommy: What the hell are you?

Jack Frost: The world's most pissed-off snow cone!

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[Jack's head flying through the air]

Jack Frost: I can see your house from up here!

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[Sam looks at one of Jack Frost's letters]

Anne: I thought you destroyed those.

Sam: I wish it was that easy.

Anne: Sam, he's gone, and he can't come back. The only place he exists now is in here.

[Anne touches Sam's head and kisses him]

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Deputy Foster: What the hell's eating him?

Deputy Pullman: I bet you it ain't his girlfriend.

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Jill Metzner: Come and get me when you're ready.

Tommy: Yes! If I was any more ready, I'd explode.

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Jack Frost: [after being hit by a truck] Somebody get the number of that truck!

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Jack Frost: Is it cold in here or is it just me?

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Ryan Tiler: [muttering to his snowman puppet] I hope he breaks his face.

Billy Metzner: What did you say?

Ryan Tiler: Nothing.

Billy Metzner: Nobody says nothing behind my back.

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Stone: We know it's you, Jack.

Jack Frost: Bah humbug.

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Tommy: What's the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Sam: Tom...

Tommy: No, really. What's the difference.

Sam: [leaving] I'll see you, Tommy.

Tommy: Snowballs. Did you get it, Mr. T? Snowballs.

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Deputy Foster: So, you reckon you're about ready to step out to lunch with me then?

Marla: Do I look ready?

Deputy Foster: Sure do to me.

[Marla sprays hair spray at him]

Marla: Luckily for you, Joe, the power to cloud men's minds is a responsibility I take very seriously.

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Jack Frost: Don't eat yellow snow!

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Paul Davrow: Fucker's a snowman!

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Jack Frost: Say, pal, how about a smoke?

Guard: Say, Frost, why don't you shut the hell up?

[the guard smokes a cigarette and blows smoke at Jack Frost, who sniffs it]

Jack Frost: Filtered.

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Sally: She's only talking back to you because she's upset.

Jake: Sally, when I want philosophy, I'll turn on "Oprah."

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Agent Manners: Agent Manners.

Sam: FBI?

Agent Manners: Sure. Why not?

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Stone: We hadn't even tested the acid on an amoeba, let alone a human cell. This is a disaster.

Agent Manners: Disaster? You got to learn to look on the bright side of things.

Stone: The bright side?

Agent Manners: Sure. At least you know it works. It's just a shame that your guinea pig had to be a homicidal maniac like Jack Frost, who I now have to put back... in a test tube.

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Driver: [driving through a snowstorm] That murdering bastard Jack Frost in there is one lucky son of a bitch.

Second Driver: Lucky? He's being executed in thirty minutes.

Driver: Yeah, but at least he doesn't have to drive back through this crap.

Second Driver: Deep fried Jack served at midnight!

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[Billy is decapitated by a sled]

Ryan Tiler: I didn't do it.

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[Sam has just had a conversation with Agent Manners, whom he had called an "asshole"]

Marla: You were right the first time, Sam - 'asshole!'

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Jack Frost: [surviving a motor vehicle accident] Looks like Deep Fried Jack's off the menu for tonight, huh?

Driver: Jesus Christ.

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Sam: Did you say 'it', Doc?

Doc Peters: I beg your pardon?

Sam: You said 'it', instead of 'he' or 'she'.

Doc Peters: That's just a figure of speech, Sam. Who- whoever did this is an animal... metaphorically.

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Stone: What if he doesn't show?

Agent Manners: Jack was never one to miss a party.

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[Sam has just been misinformed about the status of Jack Frost]

Sam: It's over.

Agent Manners: It's starting.

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Marla: Your place or mine?

Deputy Foster: Yours.

Marla: Come on.

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Sam: Come on, shoot it!

Stone: Those are not your orders.

Agent Manners: Somebody remember to put out the cat.

[Agent Manners fires his gun at Jack Frost, causing an explosion]

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Agent Manners: What do you want us to do, Stone? Wait until spring and see if he melts?

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Sally: Don't you think we ought to put the tree lights on?

Jake: Your son is in cold five hours. You want festivities?

Sally: I was only...

Jake: Yeah, well don't.

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Jack Frost: [to Paul] Ho ho ho. And what's your name little boy?

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Paul Davrow: I heard about Jack Frost. End of an era.

Sam: End of a nightmare.

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