A young woman discovers that she is the focus of an evil Nazi experiment involving selective breeding and summoned elves, an attempt to create a race of supermen. She and two of her friends... See full summary »
A reporter investigating the bizarre death of a woman who leaped from a building in flames finds herself mixed up in a cult of witches who are making her part of their sacrificial ceremony during the Christmas season.
Serial killer is genetically mutated in car wreck on the way to his execution. After which, he becomes a murdering snowman hell-bent on revenge for the sheriff who caught him. Written by
Numerous times throughout the film, snow is seen in the immediate vicinity, but in the distance, green grass is visible, as are trees with green leaves on them. See more »
I said, who's there?
[Jack Frost hits Tommy, and enters the house]
Well it ain't fucking Frosty!
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Here are all the lines in-between the credits, in order: "Ohhh noooo, I feel like a caboose." "Mongo like movie." "Don't eat yellow snow." "It's page 60 and there's not a single morph." "Roundy round." "Maybe it will snow tomorrow." "Say, who was that behind Door #3?" "Where's the carrot in the bath scene?" "The thing about snowmen is that they don't really have arms." "How many times did you spot Idiot?" "Does anybody have a 20 on Yolanda?" "Is the soup ready yet?" "You want a B-12?" "Can I have fries with that?" See more »