Serial killer is genetically mutated in car wreck on the way to his execution. After which, he becomes a murdering snowman hell-bent on revenge for the sheriff who caught him. Written by
Icicles on the church wobble as if made of rubber just before Jack Frost arrives. See more »
I said, who's there?
[Jack Frost hits Tommy, and enters the house]
Well it ain't fucking Frosty!
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Here are all the lines in-between the credits, in order: "Ohhh noooo, I feel like a caboose." "Mongo like movie." "Don't eat yellow snow." "It's page 60 and there's not a single morph." "Roundy round." "Maybe it will snow tomorrow." "Say, who was that behind Door #3?" "Where's the carrot in the bath scene?" "The thing about snowmen is that they don't really have arms." "How many times did you spot Idiot?" "Does anybody have a 20 on Yolanda?" "Is the soup ready yet?" "You want a B-12?" "Can I have fries with that?" See more »