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I'm Not Rappaport (1996) Poster

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Nat: It's the system. Two years old, you stand up. Seventy years later, you fall down again.

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Nat: Lies, not lies - alternatives. Sometimes the truth doesn't quite fit.

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Nat: Who needs sight; we have vision.

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Clara Gelber: Everybody else got a two wheeler when they turned ten, I got a paperback copy of Das Kapital.

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Nat: One more word, and I'll make a citizen's arrest for crimes against the language.

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Danforth: Truth is I hate running. Being immortal takes too much time.

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Midge: Lord, I asked for help, and you send me a weird Commie blind man.

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Nat: I was one person for the first eighty years. Why not a hundred for the next five?

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Nat Moyer: All right, let's see now. We got three possibilities. We got, uh, exile in Great Neck, Devil's Island and kindergarten. All rejected. And now if you'll excuse me, I'm a very busy person.

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Midge: You made it up. You made it all up.

Nat Moyer: Of course.

Midge: Conned your own kid.

Nat Moyer: Go back to sleep.

Midge: That's a sin!

Nat Moyer: I did it to save a life: mine.

Midge: You're not a nice guy. I'm ashamed I even sung a song with you.

Nat Moyer: You don't understand. Nursing homes were dancing in her head. Desperate measures were required.

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Nat: Hey, Rappaport! I haven't seen you in ages. How have you been?

Midge: I'm not Rappaport.

Nat: Rappaport, what happened to you? You used to be a short fat guy, and now you're a tall skinny guy.

Midge: I'm not Rappaport.

Nat: Rappaport, you used to be a young guy with a beard, and now you're an old guy with a mustache.

Midge: I'm not Rappaport.

Nat: Rappaport, how has this happened? You used to be a cowardly little white guy, and now you're a big imposing black guy.

Midge: I'm not Rappaport.

Nat: And you changed your name, too!

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