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Homeward Bound II: Lost in San Francisco (1996) Poster

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Chance: It's a thing of beauty when Chance is on duty!

Sassy: Speaking of doody, I thought I smelled something

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Chance: This is the city. Only the strong survive.

Sassy: Oh, then you're a goner.

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Sassy: Does the cat always have to be the brains of the operation? Beauty and brains. I never cease to amaze myself.

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Chance: Theres only one thing I know that could make this moment happier. In fact, I think I smell it coming up the driveway right now. Can it be? Yes, yes I think it is. It's pizza!

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Chance: My name is Chance and I'm lost in the city with an optimistic dog and a sarcastic kitty.

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Chance: Ninty-nine cans of dog food on the wall, ninty-nine cans of dog food, EVERYBODY

Chance: [all join in] If one of those cans should happen to fall, ninety-eight cans of dog food on the wall.

Chance: Cats only!

Sassy: I hate this song!

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Chance: [singing] I lost my heart in San Francisco.

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Sassy: Hurry, Chance! You don't want to miss dinner!

[Chance ignores her]

Sassy: It's amazing! I mention food, and he doesn't even move!

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Shadow: Sassy, do you hear a truck?

Sassy: No, Shadow. I see a truck!

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Chance: Jamie? Is that you? Wait, what am I talking about? Of course, it's you! It's really you! I found you! I found my boy! I found my Jamie! Oh, I'm so happy! Oh, I could just lick you for days! Give me a hug!

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Delilah: Hi

Chance: Don't you hi me. First, you chase me, then you try to kill me, then you kiss me? What's the game?

Delilah: Game? I don't have a game. Look, I was only chasing you because your friends back in the alley asked me to, okay?

Chance: My friends, huh? So tell me, what are my friends' names?

Delilah: Shadow and Sassy.

Chance: Huh! Lucky guess. Okay, show me the secret paw shake.

Delilah: Secret paw shake? They didn't show me any secret paw shake.

Chance: Aha! They didn't, huh? Good, because there ain't one. Now explain that kiss.

Delilah: Kiss? That was no kiss. Friendly lick, maybe.

Chance: Friendly? Boy, is that an understatement.

Delilah: Okay, let's try this again. I'm Delilah, Chance.

Chance: Delilah Chance? Wow, your last name is the same as my first name!

Delilah: Boy, good thing you're cute.

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Riley: Well, this is it. Home sweet home. Hey, it's nothing fancy, but the price is right, and nobody bothers us, so you guys can stay as long as you like.

Shadow: Thanks, Riley. You're very kind.

Sassy: Right, if he's so kind, why doesn't he help us find that bridge?

Shadow: We can't leave until we find Chance.

Sassy: Why not?

Shadow: You know you miss him.

Sassy: Okay, I miss his stupid jokes, and his stupid face, and his stupid... stupidness.

Shadow: Oh, Sassy, stop it.

Sassy: And I'm stupidly starting to worry about him.

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Delilah: I've never really felt this way before.

Chance: Me neither. I wanted to say the same thing to you all day, but then I thought you'd laugh at me and then you'd think I'm a dork.

[Delilah laughs]

Chance: Geez, you are laughing at me!

Delilah: No, I'm laughing with you.

Chance: I knew that.

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Chance: I'd always heard love hurts. I never knew it could hurt this much. It's like getting a bath and missing dinner and going to the vet all rolled up into one.

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Chance: [going down a slide] Chance slides, and he's out of there!

Shadow: [following him down the slide] Chance, you're gonna kiiiiiiiilll me!

Sassy: [following them down the slide] Can someone tell me why I keep following Dumb and Dumber?

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Chance: I wasn't scared. I wasn't scared one wee little...

[pees]

Chance: ... bit.

Sassy: Obviously.

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Chance: [to a poodle] Nice fuzz, cuz! What, did you get in a fight with a lawn mower?

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[last lines]

Chance: [eating pizza] Boy what a day, you know, I couldn't think of a happier ending.

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Chance: They treat us pretty good here. Three meals a day and all the smelly sneakers you can eat.

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Sassy: Nothing smells worse than wet dogs.

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Chance: I welcome danger with open paws.

Sassy: And a constantly open mouth

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Chance: Hello Stinky, long time no smell.

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Chance: What's got eight legs, no brains, spins around and screams like a baby?

Pete: I don't know, what?

Chance: [rolls tunnel over] You guys.

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Sassy: [after being dazed by Chance] I'm going to hurt you.

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Chance: [running backwards on a conveyer belt] Wow, this is cool. An obstacle course!

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[Sassy is in ametal tube that Chance has just rolled down the hill]

Sassy: Who got me on this ride?

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Chance: Dogs rule and cats drool.

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Sassy: I'm going to hurt you.

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Sparky Michaels: I'm Sparky Michaels.

Lucky Lasorda: I'm Lucky Lasorda.

Trixie Uecker: And I'm Trixie Uecker.

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See also

Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

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