When the champ's promoter, Rev. Sultan, decides something new is needed to boost the marketability of the boxing matches, he searches and finds the only man to ever beat the champ. The problem is that he isn't a boxer anymore and he's white. However, once Rev. Sultan convinces him to fight, he goes into heavy training while the confident champ takes it easy and falls out of shape. Written by
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If you can't find the perfect contender....make one.
Did You Know?
When Roper is watching the soap opera, and throws the ring away to watch his entourage chase it, it clearly falls out of the box as it skips on the floor. Yet, when Rollo puts it on, before Roper takes it, he takes it out of the box. See more
I'll shove my dick so far up your ass, I'll impale your tonsils.
That's a lovely picture.
While walking back to dressing room after fight, Conklin is followed by two little people from his entourage. See more
Spoofs Roger & Me
Performed and Produced by Brian Setzer
Written by Frederick Edward Weatherly
Brian Setzer appears courtesy of Interscope Records See more