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Get on the Bus (1996) Poster

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Flip: ...And here comes my mama, marching across the field with a big leather belt in her hands. This belt was so wide couldn't nobody even wear it; this belt was made for whoopin' ass.

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Flip: Oh my God, a gay black republican. Now I've seen everything!

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Xavier: Why are you even going to the march?

Wendell: Niggas and cars, cars and niggas. Niggas need cars like cars need niggas. I gotta make me some money. You think I'm gonna miss out on all that networking, shit nigga you must be crazy. I got a joke for ya, nigga: What do you get when you cross a million lesbians and the million man march?

Jay: Ok, what do you get when you cross one million lesbians and the million man march?

Wendell: Two million mother-fuckers who don't do dick.

[laughs]

Wendell: You niggas somethin' else.

[Pointing at everybody]

Wendell: Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, all you niggas!

Mike: Hey Wendell, I got a joke for you: What do they call a black man with a Lexus dealership?

Wendell: What?

Mike: Nigga.

[Wendell is thrown off the bus with his coat following]

Jay: Nigga need Coat like Coat need Nigga!

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George: Teenagers mess up. You know man, that's what they do best.

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Flip: I've always heard that Dallas has the finest honeys on the planet.

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Flip: You tell me what men who like women wouldn't want a little something on the side?

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Jeremiah: I think as we prepare to go on this journey; it might be appropriate to have a prayer.

[praying]

Jeremiah: Dear Lord, we ask you to...

Flip: [running onto the bus] Damn, I'm glad ya'll ain't left. I didn't think I was ever goin' to...

George: [angrily] Hey; CP Time, we tryin' to have a prayer here!

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Randall: [after Kyle changes seat] I DO MIND THAT YOU'RE NOT MAN ENOUGH TO ADMIT YOU DON'T LOVE ME!

Junior, aka 'Smooth': [bus Passengers react] Great, we goin' to the million man march with a bunch of homos.

Jeremiah: The bible says homosexuality is an abomination, but still I ask myself what would I do if my son was gay or worse, what would I do if I was the one born that way.

Flip: Tell me I didn't just here what I think I did

Xavier: What?

Flip: He just said "You're not man enough to admit you don't love me to him"

Xavier: So?

Flip: There's faggots on the bus!

Xavier: So what, do gays not have a role in the black community?

Flip: I'm not talking about the black community, I'm talking about the pair of faggots we have on the bus!

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George: Let's go get something to eat, Rick, then I'll drive the bus for awhile.

Rick: I need you to do me a favor, George.

George: Rick, you can't drive the Spotted Owl the whole way, now.

Rick: That's not it. If the base calls in, you tell them I got sick.

George: Why?

Rick: Because I'm not coming back.

George: Shit, what the hell do you mean you're not coming back?

Rick: I can't do it.

George: Oh come on, stop bullshitting, you're just trying to go to Graceland.

Rick: I'd be safer there.

George: Meaning what, what do you think we're going to do, put you in a pot of boiling water and have you for supper?

Rick: You already got the damn African drums in there.

George: You know Rick, that's the epitome of cultural disrespect. I could come back at you with something anti-Semitic or I could whip your ass, which would you prefer, Rick?

Rick: I'm sorry. Alright, George, here it is. Maybe I am a little bit prejudiced against blacks but no more than you're prejudiced against white people. You want me to stay on and prove how liberal and shit I am? I don't have to prove anything to anybody. I mean I think affirmative action has been fucked up. I think OJ was guilty, he's a cold blooded murderer who slaughtered two innocent human beings, okay. There it is.

George: I'll bet you wish there were more white players in the NBA, too, huh? Well okay, let's just get it out in the open. I'll bet you'd like to call me a nigger or, what do you call it, a schvartze, or whatever the fuck it is. Well, I'm going to allow you to say it, go ahead.

Rick: I never called anybody that in my life. All I'm saying is that if this bus is going to the Farrakhan march, I can't be a part of that.

George: This is not just Farrakhan's march.

Rick: I don't want to debate this thing. He called Judaism a gutter religion; he said Hitler was a great man. I wouldn't expect you to drive a bus to a Ku Klux Klan rally, so don't expect me to do this.

George: So now you're comparing this to a Klan rally.

Rick: Look George, either you're going to kick my ass, you're going to cover for me or I'm going to get fired. But no way am I getting my white ass back in that bus, so what's it going to be?

George: Well, if you feel that way, then you shouldn't get your white ass back on that bus. I'll cover for you, Rick. See you in LA.

Rick: Thanks, George.

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