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(1996)

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Johnny Tempi: I would say life is pretty pointless, wouldn't you, without the movies?

Ray: You wanna get deep on this shit? All them Catholics gone insane. Everything we do depends on free choice, but at the same time they say we need the grace of God to do what's right. I don't follow that Jeany. If I do something wrong, it's because God didn't give me the grace to do what's right. If this world stinks, it's his fault. I'm only working with what I've been given.

Jean: Is that why the people they find with the bullet holes in their skulls is God's fault? Aren't you ashamed of yourself?

Ray: I'm ashamed of nothing. I didn't make the world.

Jean: But you're not doing anything to make it better.

Ray: Yeah, and I'll roast in hell.

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Jean: They're criminals, and there's absolutely nothing romantic about it.

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Ray: I have no choice. You're never going to forget this.

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Gaspare: Birds of a feather get fucked together, Johnny.

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Ghouly: I'm not afraid of you.

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Chez: Johnny, take Bridgette home.

Johnny Tempi: What'd you say?

Chez: Take her home.

Johnny Tempi: Take her home? Yeah?

Chez: That's what I said.

Johnny Tempi: Forget about it. I'm not taking her home until I get laid.

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Chez: You sold your soul, you took the 'twenty. Don't fuck with the Devil.

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Jean: What if they come after the kids?

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Johnny Tempi: You wanna make that scumbag rich, that's fine Chez. Just leave me out of it. Alright? Leave me out of it.

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Ray: Jean, I'm gonna be blunt. The guy that killed Johnny is not gonna go free.

Jean: The guy who killed Johnny is not your fucking concern, Ray. Thinking about what might happen to your family?

Ray: I've seen what it did to my family. It's inside in a box!

Jean: Killing somebody else is not gonna bring him back.

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Gaspare: Ray! I'm gonna say it once. I had nothing to do with your brother's death!

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Ray: [Talking to Johnny's corpse] You look better now than you ever did, you know that?

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[first lines]

Humphrey Bogart: Just keep in mind that I and the boy are a candidate for hangin'. And the first time any one of ya makes a wrong move, I'm gonna kill the whole lot of ya.

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