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Freeway (1996) Poster

(1996)

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Vanessa Lutz: Do you wanna get shot a whole buncha times?

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Vanessa Lutz: What are ya'll lookin' at? Fuck all ya'll.

[to Bob and Mimi]

Vanessa Lutz: Fuck you, chipmunk face! And your fuckin' skipper wife!

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Vanessa Lutz: Holy shit! Look who got beaten with the ugly stick! Is that you, Bob? I can't believe such a teeny weeny little gun made such a big mess out of someone! You are so ugly, Bob! And, hey, I heard you have one of those big poop bags that's like attached to where the shit comes out the side, you're just a big old shitbag ain't you, Bob! You just think of me every time you empty that motherfucking thing, motherfucker!

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Woody Wilson: I am claustrophobic.

Vanessa Lutz: Well, I get claustrophobic suckin' strange dick! Get in there!

Woody Wilson: Please, I've got to pee!

Vanessa Lutz: Well, pee in there, motherfucker! I ain't kidding! Now! Dumbass.

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Vanessa Lutz: When a guy does that and hurts someone who never hurt them, that makes him a criminal first and a sick guy second. It's like being sick has to take second place to being crooked. And Bob, you're crooked. You proved that to me tonight.

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[to Rhonda's sexual advances]

Vanessa Lutz: Alright, I'll make out with you. But no fucking 'cause I'm straight.

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Woody Wilson: Why are you doing this?

Vanessa Lutz: 'Cause I'm pissed off and the whole world owes me. Give me your goddamn money!

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Vanessa Lutz: What, you're gonna do sex to me when I'm dead?

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Vanessa Lutz: I already told you why I shot him you shit-skinned motherfucker.

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Vanessa Lutz: You shoulda let me out of the car when I asked you to, Bob. You see what happens when ya got bad manners?

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Rhonda: I don't get how a person could go through their whole lives never being into girls. I just... I love girls.

Vanessa Lutz: You can keep 'em.

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Vanessa Lutz: He had this disease, called, um, Wisenheimers, I think. You know, where your brain cells run out into your pee.

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Vanessa Lutz: So what you think it's OK do all sorts of bad stuff to me now?

Bob Wolverton: Well that's an open ended discussion Vanessa dealing with deep philosophical ramifications, something you can hardly grasp. In fact take it from me, a professional, Vanessa, you're an absolute fucking moron!

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Vanessa Lutz: Get out of the goddamn car, right now, you little pecker snot!

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Rhonda: [Mesquita and her friends approach Vanessa] Chola alert.

Vanessa Lutz: How many?

Rhonda: There's three but you only gotta worry about one.

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[kneeling down to pray]

Vanessa Lutz: Oh God. God, that was so fuckin' bad.

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Vanessa Lutz: Them's some big ugly fuckin' teeth you got, Bob.

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Vanessa Lutz: [holding a gun to her would-be rapist and killer] This is a crucial question, Bob. Do you believe in the lord Jesus Christ and take him for your personal savior?

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Vanessa Lutz: Fuck all y'all.

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Vanessa Lutz: [imitating Bob]

Vanessa Lutz: [from some TV closed-captions] My dick may not function, but I have not lost my smile!

Vanessa Lutz: [from DVD subtitles] My neck may not function, but I have not lost my smile!

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[after getting slashed]

Guard: You didn't have to kill me!

Vanessa Lutz: I didn't kill you, you dirty little pervert, now give me your car keys before I cut your pecker off!

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Vanessa Lutz: Mister, I'm a person!

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Vanessa Lutz: Well you don't have to worry about him anymore. I took care of him.

Detective Wallace: Mr. Wolverton is in critical condition, but he's not dead.

Vanessa Lutz: [smiles] Oh, yeah right. I shot him so many times.

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Ramona: You don't know nothin' about nothin'! You don't know a goddamn thing about nothin'!

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Vanessa Lutz: You fucker! You killed my grandma!

Bob Wolverton: That's not all I did to grandma.

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Cop #3: Why were you so convinced we wouldn't believe you ?

Vanessa Lutz: 'Cause I've been in the system, and once you've been in it once, ain't no one never gonna believe you again.

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Vanessa Lutz: I don't give a good goddamn!

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Bob Wolverton: Chicken soup, and a fucking straw.

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Vanessa Lutz: Are you the guy who's been killing all them girls on the freeway, Bob?

[Bob chuckles sadistically]

Vanessa Lutz: Why are you killing all them girls, Bob?

Bob Wolverton: 'Cause I have absolutely reached my fucking limit with people like you, Vanessa.

Vanessa Lutz: What kinda people am I supposed to be?

Bob Wolverton: The alcoholics, the drug addicts, the fathers who fuck their daughters, the drug addicted motherfucking whores with their bastard fucking offspring.

Vanessa Lutz: Hey I ain't no trick baby!

Bob Wolverton: We call them garbage people, and I assure you, you are one of them.

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Vanessa Lutz: What, you really feel sorry for them people? You think normal people just wake up one morning and decide they're going to work in a prison? They're perverts, every last one of them.

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Mesquita: You will think I'm sound all feminist and shit. It's like, the one thing I learned in jail is that girls gotta help out other girls, you know? Especially con girls, because if they don't, they ought to be fucking dead.

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Vanessa Lutz: I felt like I had been transformed into a human urinal.

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[standing over a guard who is bleeding on the floor]

Twin#1: Ooh, he sure is bloody.

Twin #2: You still think he's cute?

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Ramona: I *do* clean up sir, its just that I'm under a lot of stress. My sister died three months ago and I am trying to get off methadone.

Cop #1: You're on methadone?

Ramona: Would you please give me a cigarette?

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Bob Wolverton: [to Vanessa] Did you like it when he fucked you?

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Larry: What's the secret password?

Vanessa Lutz: Fuck you, you piece of shit...

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Bob Wolverton: Vanessa, people like me, we don't go to the gas chamber.

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Vanessa Lutz: If you try anything, I'm going to shoot you so many times!

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Vanessa Lutz: Any of them fuckos get in my way, I'm going to make them wish they hadn't.

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Bob Wolverton: [abuses Vanessa] Put your fucking pants down, you *fucking cunt*!

Vanessa Lutz: What did you call me?

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Vanessa Lutz: I'm gonna shoot you *so many* times!

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