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18 out of 18 people found the following review useful:
The gorgeous Venesa Talor makes Femalien one of the best softcore films out there., 2 November 2003
Author:
Li-1
Femalien is probably among the most famous softcore movies to date,
thanks to its undeniably campy premise and graphic sex. I don't know,
softcore films usually bore me, but there are exceptions (like Staying
on Top, The Erotic Witch Project, The Alien Files, Casting Couch) and
this is one of them.
Part of the reason's got to be the silly sci-fi premise, which is about
a female alien (get it, femalien?!) who comes to Earth to observe
humans engage in sexual interaction. The movie doesn't consist of much
more than 90 minutes of this femalien (played by Venesa Talor), calling
herself Kara in a hilariously dumb scene, watching people have sex
while getting off on it, even occasionally joining in on the fun. Well,
okay, there is the subplot with the chick named Sun (Jacqueline Lovell)
who owns a diner that's about to be shut down by a guy who owns a
massaging company, but it pretty much exists only as a set-up for Talor
and Lovell to get it on.
Femalien has a pretty decent sense of humor, which also places it above
most films of its kind. Yeah, the jokes are silly, but they have a
unique charm that works in its favor (and Venesa Talor is so
gosh-darned gorgeous, you can't help but get sucked in by her
character's naiveté). The production values are also quite pleasing,
with decent-looking sets, excellent lighting, and solid photography.
There are numerous sex scenes in this film, so I'll give a rundown of
the highlights. Let's see, there's the sexy photoshoot segment, with
hottie Holly Hollywood. The other standouts include Venesa Talor's two
love scenes, there's the first one with the guy in the diner and it's
one of the best sex scenes I've seen, directed in a fashion that makes
it both incredibly hot and romantic at the same time (the pleasing
score helps, as well). There's also a very explicit love scene with
Jacqueline Lovell, which is so graphic, I could almost swear they were
really going at it. Nice. Watching Talor masturbate is another strong
highlight, she really looks into it. As a whole, Femalien boasts more
sex and nudity than most other softcore flicks I've seen. The usual
movie in the genre usually devotes about a half-hour of screen time to
the good stuff, but over 2/3's of Femalien's screen time typically
features a hot woman in the nude or engaging in a hot love scene.
Performances are actually pretty decent considering the genre. Venesa
Talor, in particular, excels as the hottie alien. It's got to be the
naive and cheerful way she approaches every situation, which makes her
an immensely charming and appealing character. She's also one of the
hottest women I've ever seen, at times even resembling a young
Elizabeth Taylor (but even sexier). Yeah, she's had work done on her
breasts, but I for one think they look great and at any rate, are far
more of a turn on than the ludicrous basketballs on Shauna O'Brien's
chest. Venesa's also got one of the most adorable voices I've ever
heard, so she's both a pleasure to stare at and listen to. In fact,
some of the movie's best scenes are those that just feature Venesa
casually lingering in the nude, whether it's out of plain naiveté (like
in the massage scene) or after a bout of pleasurable sex. She just
seems so comfortable with her body, moreso than most other softcore
actresses.
Femalien sure isn't a good movie, not by a long shot, but it's an
enjoyably silly one that can be easy to take thanks to non-stop sex and
nudity. There's also a sequel, but I have yet to see the uncut version
of it (which sort of defeats the purpose of watching softcore), though
I clearly remember Venesa was barely in it, and that could only hurt
the movie.
rating as a softcore film: A
10 out of 10 people found the following review useful:
Hot babes, thin plot, very erotic - Venesa & Jacqueline are awesome!, 19 April 2006
Author:
redrum911 from Chicago
So many reviews, please read the synopsis or others for the "plot"
details. Here's what's important - this flick is pretty much wall to
wall skin, some decent pink (no spreads that I remember), and erotic
fun.
There is a bit of filler to fast forward thru (silly subplot about
saving a diner, blah blah). A sexy alien experiencing human lust is
enough for plot - I guess these folks can't help themselves.
But Femalien has turned me into a real fan of Jacqueline Lovell, the
pretty blonde who is actually a good performer who delivers her lines
believably, and particularly Venesa Taylor. Venesa will blow you away
here - pretty girl-next-door face, dreamy eyes, long legs and amazing
double Ds that will have you short of breath. She's so hot, it may take
you a couple viewings to make it thru the movie (get my drift). The
scenes w/ other performers, including some mid-90s porn stars, are all
adequate, but the scenes w/ Jacqueline and/or Venesa are stellar.
All & all very good for this type of movie, though I would have liked
more pink.
9 out of 12 people found the following review useful:
Busty member of super race sleepwalks on Earth, 13 May 2001
Author:
rlcsljo from Hollywood, ca
Apparently the lead female in this one got it in her contract that she only
do a couple of "commercials" (soft core sex) scenes and did not have to do
any acting of any consequence. So she "observes" humans having sex until it
comes her turn for the big "finale". Needless to say she does virtually
nothing to indicate any kind of anticipation leading up to her eventual
participation (I almost thought she was not going to do anything at all!).
This was the only surprise of the movie.
If your local drug store is out of your local sleeping aid, play this turkey
and you will get to snooze-ville fast!
7 out of 9 people found the following review useful:
Ranges among the best of softcore porn, 13 June 2001
Author:
mattymatt4ever from Jersey City, NJ
I'm surprised how scientific people are getting with the comments. When you
watch beautiful women like Vanesa Talor (Oh maaannnnnn!!!!) totally naked in
both steamy guy-girl scenes and steamy girl-girl scenes (The climax:
Terrific!!!) how much more are you asking for? I think people were
commenting on the cheesy dialogue and miniscule production values. How high
are your standards when it comes to softcore porn? As long as the movie is
done in a tasteful manner (I can't stand hardcore porn!), like this one,
there really isn't much to complain about. Plus, Surrender Cinema almost
always has the BEST-looking vixens around. I wouldn't be surprised if Hugh
Hefner auditions some of the ladies. Vanesa couldn't be a better choice.
She has a smoking body!
Aside from the girl-girl climax with Vanesa and Jacqueline Lovell, the
highlight would have to be the "special" lingere fashion show. Let's just
say the women don't stay in the lingere very long. I'll leave it right
there. And I love the theme song. I don't know why, it just sets a great
erotic tone.
For fans of skin flicks...this is among the elite.
My score: 9 (out of 10)
7 out of 9 people found the following review useful:
Eye Candy Hall of Fame, 30 August 1999
Author:
Robbie-43 from Columbus, Ohio
Cybil Richards has made an out-of-this-world film. An E.T. played by Vanesa Talor comes to our little world and is the kind of alien we all dream making first contact with. She befriends an easy earth girl played by Jacqueline Lovell (All-Century second team Eye Candy Hall of Fame) and thus begins a series of close encounters of the interesting kind. As our star treks through the big city, she finds nothing is forbidden on this planet in terms of sexuality. While this film features a whole galaxy of heavenly bodies, it is the scenes with Ms. Talor and Ms. Lovell that make the earth stand still. A classic.
6 out of 8 people found the following review useful:
One of the "must have" softcore DVDs., 24 September 2003
Author:
David Brown from USA
Much like Surrender Cinema's many other titles, this is really a porno,
toned down just enough so that it's not really a porno. This one, however,
is Surrender's flagship title.
The main character, Vanesa Taylor, is incredibly hot. All the women are in
fact. The director, Cybil Richards, shoots the numerous sex scenes very
well. The "orgasms" are great. The plot? It's threadbare, which is good.
You
don't buy movies like this for plot.
And of course, no review of Femalien would be complete without commenting
on
the final girl/girl scene between Vanesa and Jacqueline Lovell. It is
indeed
one of the best lesbian scenes I've ever seen, putting most hardcore stuff
to shame.
Femalien is a great bargain and delivers more quality than most movies
costing 2 or 3 times what it retails for. Very recommended.
4 out of 5 people found the following review useful:
Femalien brings love, joy, hope to horny earthlings, 29 January 2005
Author:
Dr. Gore (drgore@hotmail.com) from Los Angeles, California
*** This review may contain spoilers ***
*SPOILER ALERT* *SPOILER ALERT*
Femalien comes to Earth to watch humans make lots of love. She
teleports to the lingerie store on the off chance that the two female
sales clerks will get it on for her. Oh! What a happy coincidence. They
can't wait to get naked for the Femalien. Who can blame them?
Femalien will visit many locations around Southern California to
fulfill her mission of peace and love. She must check out a photo
shoot, a diner, a performance art show and some other places. The sex
is out there just waiting to be watched, observed and studied. She's an
excellent student.
I found "Femalien" to be a pleasant way to spend an hour or so. The
last scene with the blonde waitress was the best. Femalien learned a
lot about human sexuality. So did I. If you do decide to watch
"Femalien", make sure to get the unrated version. Any other course of
action would just be foolish.
0 out of 3 people found the following review useful:
this is a weird movie, 23 December 2006
Author:
chet_hater311 from United States
I saw this at blockbuster, was bored, and rented it in hopes of a R movie with some sci-fi and a few boobs. I thought the title looked ridiculous and funny and that is why I rented it. Little did I know that this turned out to be a full on soft-core porno. So...did not know blockbuster was renting porn, but, I guess it does. As for the movie goes, if you are into weird erotic soft core porn, then you'll like it. Otherwise, just laugh if you ever see it in the videostore and pass it by. Oh and this company that made this film is called Surrender Cinema and they make all kinds of weird sci-fi soft core porn I guess...? Weird
0 out of 4 people found the following review useful:
I wasn't convinced or interested, 9 October 2006
Author:
scorpioprimus
The plot details have been covered well enough, but really it's just a
threadbare premise to have as many sex scenes as possible. Fair enough,
as this is definitely a movie of the erotic genre. At least it thinks
it is. My opinion of the movie can best be summed up by the fact that I
kept falling asleep while watching it. The female alien does have a
very nice surgically-enhanced body, but half of her reaction scenes put
me more in mind of someone trying to pass a kidney stone than being
aroused by the display in front of her.
The acting wins zero points, except for Jacqueline Lovell who brings a
credible amount of range & believability to her role. And yes, the
final scene DOES get extremely high marks. She's the only reason I
don't give this movie a one or even zero stars.
0 out of 4 people found the following review useful:
I want my B Movie, 30 December 2004
Author:
from United States
The title was enough for me to rent this movie "Femalien." When you hear that, you think really bad 1950's sci-fi pick with lots of bad dialogue and scantily clad women, right? Well, Femalien really falls short of that. It's not a B horror movie. It's not even a good bad movie. What it turned out to be is a really bad soft core porn. The dialogue tries to be humorous, but it's poorly delivered as well as being poorly written. The film also tries to be seductive, but fails in that as well, leaving me wanting the real stuff. Sure you see lots of well placed-boobs, but all the flacid penises cancel any iota of excitement you may get from that. Blockbuster, I want my money back.
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