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(1996)

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Jack "Duece" Cooper: I am going to spank that monkey!

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Jack "Duece" Cooper: [to a spider] Hey Charlotte, where's Wilbur?

[cut to his mom serving up ham]

Jack "Duece" Cooper: Wilbur, Mom you didn't.

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Lydia: Two fingers is a curve ball, right?

Jack "Duece" Cooper: That's a peace sign, I think.

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Tipton: [Ed complains about the bat being too big] Sorry Ed, we don't carry baseball bats your size.

[Ed bites off the end]

Chubb: [laughing] We do now.

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Jack "Duece" Cooper: [Ed's trying to get in the house pretending to need the bathroom] How dumb do I look? You wanted to play hardball remember? There's a sandbox down there so go pee your socks off, and *quit* banging on the door.

[closes the door and Ed breaks it down]

Jack "Duece" Cooper: What the?

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Stats Jefferson: You play major league?

Jack "Duece" Cooper: No.

Stats Jefferson: Minor league?

Jack "Duece" Cooper: No.

Stats Jefferson: Anybody ever see you play?

Jack "Duece" Cooper: My mom.

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