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Dunston Checks In (1996) Poster

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Lord Rutledge: From the look of my soup I'd say someone in your kitchen has a serious hair loss problem.

Robert Grant: Kyle, I know you're upset about the vacation, but that is no excuse to throw a guest's dog into the garbage.

Kyle Grant: I didn't throw him in the garbage.

Robert Grant: Then, what happened? No, no, don't tell me, let me guess. You decided to give him a coffee-ground bath to improve his coat.

Kyle Grant: He jumped off the dog walk.

Robert Grant: The dog is suicidal? Is that what you're trying to tell me?

Kyle Grant: He smelled the monster on the ledge and jumped over.

Robert Grant: Oh, it makes perfect sense now. He smelled the monster on the ledge. It is the smelly ledge monster.

Robert Grant: You got to get out of here. Mrs. Dubrow hates kids. She once kicked Big Bird in the nuts.

[Lionel shouts hysterically after seeing Dunston and La Farge slaps him]

Lionel Spalding: Why is everyone in this hotel always slapping me?'!

[La Farge slaps him again]

Mrs. Dubrow: I like psychotic people. They get things done.

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Lord Rutledge: Where do you keep your champagne? Near the furnace?

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Lionel Spalding: Monkey head. Monkey head.

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La Farge: When I was in the sewer once, I saw a turtle that was so big it looked like a Volkswagen with a tail.

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Brian: Dad's gonna kill you when he finds that you lost his camcorder.

Kyle Grant: I didn't lose it. The gorilla did.

Brian: All right, the gorilla.

Kyle Grant: When we get back, you'll see.

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Mrs. Dubrow: Where did it come from?

La Farge: Well, when two orangutans fall in love...

Robert Grant: I think she means how did it get into the hotel.

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Brian: Well, if your going to be grounded in a 5-star hotel it is the place to be.

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Robert: [sees Dunston out the window; shouts] HOLY SHIT!

Mrs. Feldman: [to Mrs. Winthrop] He must really hate the Four Seasons.

Robert: No, no!

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Kyle Grant: Hello Mr. Dubrow. Wheres Mrs. Dubrow?

Victor: Scouting hotels in Alaska.

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La Farge: Dunston, I'm sorry. I was only trying to do my job. I didn't mean any harm. Do you forgive me?

[Dunston slaps La Farge]

La Farge: I deserved that.

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Robert Grant: I will give you one week paid vacation if you go running out of this office crying.

Consuelo: [Consuelo starts up tears] Hoo hoo hoo hoo. Ahhhhh.

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Lord Rutledge: [to Kyle] You know what my speciality is?

[Kyle shakes head]

Lord Rutledge: I can make noisy little boys disappear.

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Victor: Fluffy towels.

Robert Grant: Excuse me.

Victor: Our guests want fluffy towels. Talk to laundry.

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Lionel Spalding: His name is Neil after Neil Armstrong

[in baby talk voice]

Lionel Spalding: the first man on the moon, yes he was!

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Brian: You do realize we'll probably end up living in a Motel 6?

Robert Grant: Yep! Sounds pretty good to me.

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Man at Table: Can I help you with somethin', son?

La Farge: I'm lookin' for a Pongo Pygmaeus.

Man at Table: [slyly] I catch you lookin' at my wife's "Pongo Pygmaeus" once more, I'm gonna break you in half.

La Farge: Right.

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Kyle: Dad! There's a gorilla in the bathroom!

Robert: Kyle, there is no gorilla in the bathroom.

Kyle: But, Dad...

Robert: Go back to sleep.

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Lionel Spalding: [Final Lines:] NOOOO!

[Dunston drops a coconut on Lionel's head]

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Brian: [to Kyle] If anything happens to me, there's a box of magazines under my bed; get rid of them, okay?

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Victor: Why is he talking to his crotch?

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