| Jeff Rector | ... | Tony Markham | |
| William Marshall | ... | Dr. Benjamin Michaels | |
| Griffin Drew | ... | Daphne Adrian | |
| Harrison Ray | ... | Sensei and Beeg-Mak | |
| Elizabeth Landau | ... | Andrey Benedict | |
| Carrie Vanston | ... | Karen Forster | |
| Shirlee Jean Brown | ... | Masseuse | |
| Tony Clay | ... | TV Anchorman | |
| Joan Gregory | ... | Paleontologist | |
| Yvonne Green | ... | Fan | |
| Dawanda Pesicka | ... | Fan | |
| Susan Jay | ... | Fan | |
| Bobby Cabana | ... | Museum Visitor | |
| Marc Schirmeister | ... | Guy with Guy in Hawaiian shirt on museum steps | |
| J. Reynolds Shoenberger | ... | Museum Visitor | |
| Bill Warren | ... | Guy in Hawaiian shirt on museum steps | |
| Forrest J Ackerman | ... | Acker-Man on the street | |
| Denise Ames | ... | Hea-Thor | |
| Karen Black | ... | Ro-Kell | |
| Ed Fury | ... | Ur-So | |
| Bo Roberts | ... | Mak-Muff | |
| Zaina Juliette Ark'Keenya | ... | Tam-Mee (as Arkeni) | |
| Caree | ... | Bar-Bee | |
| S.G. Ellison | ... | Tor-Ree | |
| Staci B. Flood | ... | Deb-Bee | |
| Nina Keliiliki | ... | Bran-Dee | |
| Donna Spangler | ... | Mee-Shell | |
| Michelle Stanger | ... | Buf-Fee | |
| William J. Blair | ... | Bro-Mo | |
| Giovanni Cuarez | ... | Kar-Bo | |
| Gilbert George | ... | Sly-Dor | |
| Just Matt | ... | Slur-Pee | |
| Jason Peters | ... | Korn-Dag | |
| John-Michael Williams | ... | Wa-Por | |
| rest of cast listed alphabetically: | |||
| Dionne Corona | ... | Dee-Dee | |
| Lauren Vea | ... | Bam-Bee | |
Directed by | |||
| Donald F. Glut | |||
Writing credits(WGA) | ||
| Donald F. Glut | (written by) | |
Produced by | |||
| Kevin M. Glover | .... | producer | |
| Melodee Spevack | .... | associate producer | |
Film Editing by | |||
| Tony Malanowski | |||
Production Design by | |||
| Jeffrey H. Luther | |||
Costume Design by | |||
| Neville | |||
Makeup Department | |||
| Selina Jayne | .... | makeup department head | |
Second Unit Director or Assistant Director | |||
| Greg Webb | .... | first assistant director | |
Sound Department | |||
| Alan B. Samuels | .... | sound mixer | |
Special Effects by | |||
| Tamar Dick | .... | special effects artist | |
Visual Effects by | |||
| Thomas R. Dickens | .... | visual effects supervisor | |
Camera and Electrical Department | |||
| Brad Heiner | .... | key grip | |
Other crew | |||
| Michael Haddad | .... | craft service | |
Thanks | |||
| John Deall | .... | special thanks | |
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This movie does not deliver in any way. If you're looking for a funny low-budget flick, sorry, you're out of luck. The acting is terrible, the scenes flat, and the staging horrendous. Also, it's WAY too boring to have fun watching, even with a bunch of drunk friends. If you're looking for soft-core porn, you'll be even more disappointed. Some breasts at the beginning and scattered through the middle, and one sex scene with precious little nudity and no eroticism whatsoever are the only porn-like moments of the film. There is maybe a minute's worth of boobies in this long, boring flick. The movie's one saving grace: the ridiculous soundtrack. The self-indulgent director Glut records himself singing two lovely tunes. The first, "Jurassic Punk," is unforgettable, and shown music video-style over a montage of cave girls trying to dance sexily but looking like doofuses and a stop-motion allosaur rubbing its teeth on a plastic stegosaur. The second, "Dinosaur Valley Girls," runs over the closing credits and is not quite as memorable, but still quite catchy. Actually worth the rental for the songs, but just fast forward the rest of the movie. 2 out of 10.