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Caroline Key Johnson
3000 years ago an Egyptian sorceress was buried alive for indulging forbidden pleasures of the flesh. Reincarnated in modern-day Los Angeles she is on a mission to track down the reincarnation of her ancient lost love.
Tahra, a prehistoric cave girl is accidentally transported to the future where she has a passionate encounter with two archaeologists. Her boyfriend Tiko also finds his way to the future causing more problems.
Haunted by recurring dreams of Hea-Thor (Denise Ames), a gorgeous cavegirl,and a menacing Allosaurus, action-movie star Tony Markham (Jeff Rector) soon finds himself transported, by means of a magic Icon, back through time to Dinosaur Valley. Now trapped in world of dangerous dinosaurs, grunting cavemen and a tribe of exotic, love-starved cavegirls, Tony must put his modern-days skills to extreme tests in order to survive prehistoric perils, win the cavegirl of his dreams and (maybe) return to his own time? Written by
Considering the stellar cast and comments in other forums, and the availability of "Director's Cut" and "Family" editions, I was expecting a sex comedy with dinosaurs. If you want one of those, see the much more entertaining _Dinosaur Island_.
This is a dumb cave man comedy, with women who expose their breasts now and then. Considering the Los Angeles women in animal skin bikinis motif, the costumes are not particularly flattering. There's very little sex in it, and the ever-radiant Griffin Drew gets very little screen time and hardly does anything but smile and sunbathe a little.
There are some stop-action dinosaurs, but they're rather stiff and simple. There are also some real lizards that only make the stop-action dinosaurs look even less real.
For a better dumb cave man comedy, see _When Women Had Tails_ or _Cave Man_ For the definitive babe in a doeskin bikini, _One Million Years BC_ still has not been surpassed.
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