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To venture a remake of Clouzot's "Les Diaboliques" (1955) -- a film
that needed no remake in the first place -- only one thing was crucial:
a very creative filmmaker with a very personal style, so as to put away
comparisons with the classic French film. Someone like Kubrick, Von
Trier, Amenábar, Chabrol, Jeunet...
Instead we have Chechik's ludicrous, inept direction, making the
experienced crew's efforts simply bomb: the cinematography is flat, the
music is predictable, the script is stale, the pace is sloooow, and he
manages to withdraw bad performances from EVERYONE in the cast,
including the usually reliable Kathy Bates, besides achieving the
incredible feat of making Isabelle Adjani look like she's just escaped
from Madame Tussaud's, and cruelly exposing the unmistakably limited
talents of Sharon Stone (who manages to look like a dominatrix in the
role of a Catholic school teacher!!) and Chazz Palminteri.
When a film is THIS bad, considering the names involved and the amount
of money spent, it's really an insult to everyone, most of all to the
audience (of course). After this bomb, you'd think Hollywood directors
would just leave classic thrillers alone -- but Gus Van Sant went on to
commit the catastrophic remake of "Psycho".... Don't waste your time -
just don't watch it, especially if you are a fan of the original film
or of the stars!!! My vote: since IMDb doesn't allow zeroes, 1/10 is
more than it deserves.
Oscar Wilde was one of the great wits of his age, but he was allegedly
not averse to appropriating other people's bons mots. It is said that
after his friend and rival James Whistler had made a particularly
apposite remark, Wilde sighed and said "I wish I had said that!".
Whistler's reply was "You will, Oscar, you will". The American film
industry has a similar attitude to other people's films to the one that
Wilde had to other people's conversation. When the European-
particularly the British or French- film industry comes up with a
particularly admired film, Hollywood gives a collective sigh and says
"We wish we had made that!" You will, Hollywood, you will!
Recent years have seen a glut of remakes of European films, but,
admittedly, the results of this creative plagiarism are by no means
always bad. The plot of "Sommersby" may have been blatantly lifted from
"Le Retour de Martin Guerre", but it is still a good film in its own
right. Moreover, I was one of those who thought that Luc Besson's
"Nikita" did not lose much in translation when it was remade as the
Bridget Fonda vehicle "The Assassin". Sometimes, however, Hollywood
manages to come up with a remake that is so inferior to its original
model that the two films do not deserve to be mentioned in the same
breath. "Diabolique" is a case in point.
Henri-Georges Clouzot's "Les Diaboliques" was one of the classic
thrillers of the fifties, as good as the best of Hitchcock's work.
Jeremiah Chechik's remake borrows the same basic plot of the original,
but transfers it from 1950s France to 1990s America. At the centre is
the sadistic headmaster of a private school, a man who brutally
mistreats not only the boys in his care but also his wife and even his
beautiful mistress. The wife and mistress,tired of his mistreatment,
plot together to murder him and to dispose of his body in the filthy
school swimming pool, but when the pool is later drained the body has
disappeared. As in the original, there is a sudden, surprise twist at
the end. Chechik also, however,introduces elements that were not in
Clouzot's film. The wife, Mia, here becomes a former nun, who has
renounced her vows after losing her faith, but is still haunted by
guilt. There is a suggestion of a lesbian relationship between Mia and
the mistress, Nicole. Chechik also introduces a major character, in the
form of a female detective, with no equivalent in the original film.
"Diabolique" has come in for some sharp criticism, largely because it
is a remake of a classic. It is a mediocre film rather than a
horrendously bad one, and if we did not have its famous predecessor to
compare it with, it would doubtless be seen as just another banal and
unsuccessful crime thriller. Nevertheless, I think that the criticism
it has attracted is justified. Chechik must have known that one of the
perils of remaking a film is that your work will be weighed in the
balance against the original, and woe betide you if it is found
wanting. And, compared with Clouzot's, Chechik's film is wanting
indeed. He lacks the French director's sense of pacing and ability to
convey suspense, with the result that his film is slow-moving where the
original was brisk and flabby where the original was taut.
I was also disappointed by the acting. Isabelle Adjani can be a fine
actress in her own language, as she showed in "La Reine Margot", but I
have not been impressed with her in English-language films, and here
her character never came to life. Sharon Stone was slightly better as
the hard-bitten, sluttish Nicole, but this was not really one of her
better performances and did nothing to alter my view that she has not
always chosen the best vehicles in which to show off her talents. Chazz
Palminteri's headmaster was almost too unpleasant to be believable, and
Kathy Bates seemed wasted as the detective. Watching Clouzot's film I
was glued to the screen with anticipation as I wondered how the film
would end; watching Chechik's, my attention was rather glued to my
watch as I wondered when it would end. 4/10
Poor Isabelle Adjani. She is one of the most beautiful women in the world
and one of the finest actresses alive.(See "The Story of Adele H" for proof
of both of these claims.) Yet somehow her agent (or whoever is responsible
for these horrible decisions) keeps casting her in the worst American films
he can possibly find. Did somebody say "Ishtar?"
The American version of "Diabolique" is a perfect example of how Hollywood
can ruin a classic film. The original 1955 French film is a subtle, fun,
nail-biting mystery that builds to a wonderful ending. In this silly remake,
director Jeremiah Chechik takes out the fun and subtlety, throws in some
nudity, then "builds" to that same, tired "bad guy trying to kill the good
guy" ending we have seen a million times before. Please!
If and when Isabelle Adjani is cast in a decent American movie, she will
become the biggest star in the world. Until then, our loss is France's
gain.
Known primarily for light Comedy Features Jeremiah Chechik thought of a
change-of-pace and adapted for his third entry into directing the famous
novel "Celle Qui N'etait Pas" by Pierre Boileau and Thomas Narcejac, which
also served as model for the French Crime-Classic LES DIABOLIQUES from
1955
by Henri-Georges Clouzot. With an interesting cast of four fine character
actors in the leading roles and a budget of 30 million dollars in his
hands
Chechik came up with a uneven, slow-moving, pale and glossy Thriller about
a
tyrannical school-master who is drowned by his long-suffering wife and
mistress and thrown into the School Pool, but strangely disappears. Before
the film's release there were much rumours about creative differences
between the director and Miss Sharon Stone, the latter one aiming for a
black comedy and Chechik shaping a crime movie on his own. Well, both
failed.
You can hardly judge a movie by its trailer, because sometimes the latter
one can be much better than the movie it is promoting. Take for example
DIABOLIQUE: The first moving pictures I saw from it were very stylish and
appealing, like the drunken Palminteri, the Whiskey-Glass falling down in
slow-motion, the out-of-the-water-perspective-shot of Palminteri looking
at
the two women who pull his head into the water etc. etc. etc.
But finally watching the film was hugely disappointing. I think I wouldn't
have been that dissatisfied hadn't I seen the perfectly structured
original
just a couple of months ago on TV. Jeremiah Chechik & Co. turned the
brilliantly structured and genuinely haunting thriller into a stupid,
below-average Hollywood thriller that relies too much on its star
power.
Hey, our teacher is lying naked on the floor! The film begins with a
little
boy (Adam Hann-Byrd) looking one rainy night through his bedroom window
into
the opposite bathroom window of his naked teacher Miss Mia (Isabelle
Adjani)
who suddenly has a heart attack and fells on the floor. Shocked he runs
out
of his accommodation into the other to save her (or maybe to see the chick
naked... yeah!). Meanwhile Mias husband Guy (Chazz Palminteri), the
principal of the boarding-school, comes into the bathroom looking at her
without any reaction. Then his mistress and her colleague Nicole (Sharon
Stone) shows off and gives her the medicaments to stop the
pains.
Okay, that's the situation. Guy is an emotionless, sadistic bad guy of the
highest order, who to the viewer's surprise can keep his wife and mistress
under control. But the sensible, heart-troubled Mia is fed up with him and
so is her cool, cynical friend, colleague and rival in one named Nicole.
They
both decide to kill him and make it appear like he drowned himself.
Hey, our teacher is killing her husband! Mia and Nicole leave for the
school
holidays and move into a apartment, where Guy shows off depressed about
Mias
decision of getting divorced. She gives him something to drink with
narcotics in it. After Guy is drowned by both women they put the dead body
into a big case, drive it back to school and throw it into the school
pool.
But the next day, when the pool is cleaned the body's
missing...
Jeremiah's Genre Vacation. Chechik was already a acclaimed and
award-winning
director of commercials and music clips when he entered the film business
making his way through the Chevy-Chase-Comedy NATIONAL LAMPOON'S CHRISTMAS
VACATION (1989), the audience-friendly Romantic Comedy BENNY & JOON (1993)
starring Johnny Depp and Mary Stuart Masterson and the Fantasy-Comedy TALL
TALE (1995) with Patrick Swayze. So far, so... acceptable, but how could
he
think of helming the US remake of a French classic that was almost perfect
in its own rights and couldn't be topped or even reached. So the
comparison
between Clouzots and Chechiks interpretations of the same story is
inevitable.
Chechik focuses very much on the stylish visuals and atmosphere of his
film
pushing it sometimes to a kind of gothic nightmare placed in a old,
shadow-filled, dark boarding-school, cool-as-ice-light filter on the
actors,
especially dead-cold Sharon Stone, and good art direction, made even more
accessible by unsubtle slow-motion scenes and unusual camera angles. But
these things don't make the already highly suspenseful story any better or
worse. Surprisingly Clouzots tight creation of the
not-so-wealthy-boarding-school
with its dark gaits is far more effective.
Clouzots visuals don't harm the story nor the excellent cast, so that
every
detail of the clever plot and the intriguing characters could be fleshed
out. That's focused storytelling at its best with every single frame
fitting
into the story. But Chechik doesn't seem do care about pacing or character
development and focuses on stupid plot details to make it logical for
"stupid" American audiences, which weighs down the whole film, especially
in
the unbelievably bad third act. Add to that a mediocre mystery-score by
Edelman and you will fall asleep halfway through.
In the end Chechik is in the wrong genre, whether it is a black comedy or
a
thriller.
Catherine Tramell without a ice-pick and Queen Margot without a crone. The
teaming of Sex symbol Sharon Stone, who just had turned through her
excellent work in Martin Scorseses epic gangster movie CASINO into a
Oscar-nominated, serious actress, and internationally popular Isabelle
Adjani, a versatile and talented performer, looks attracting on the paper,
but not onscreen. Miss Stone does her Catherine-Tramell-routine from her
most famous film BASIC INSTINCT (1991) in the role of Nicole, who in the
original was played by the beautiful Simone Signoret. Stone is cool,
cynical, calculating, clever and bitchy, but doesn't appear nude. So
Isabelle Adjani has to do that job. While Stone's performance as bitch
dressed in tasteless clothes and smoking lady-like is so broad that it's
almost great fun, Adjani is a huge disappointment looking as ugly as she
never looked before with her black hair hanging down in front of her face
like big curtains and her face incredibly pale and in terms of acting
disastrous. What a waste of beauty and talent! But she should be used to
this kind of treatment by Hollywood after forget-about-appearances in
Walter
Hills THE DRIVER (1978) and Elaine Mays flop ISHTAR (1987). In the
original
Clouzots real-life-wife Vera excels as sensible beauty who slowly gets
crazy
and frightened.
Add to this unhappy pairing of good actresses some other wasted performers
like Chazz Palminteri, who after doing the intense-as-usual
a**hole-routine
turns into a stupid Michael-Myers-copy, and Kathy Bates, who is to a
certain
degree solid fun, and useless appearances by Adam Hann-Byrd (LITTLE MAN
TATE, 1991), Spading Gray (SWIMMING TO CAMBODIA, 1987) and Allen Garfield
(THE STATE OF THE THINGS, 1982).
Adaptation equals creative death. Don Roos who scripted the
race-relation-drama LOVE FIELD (1992) starring Michelle Pfeiffer and the
sexy thriller SINGLE WHITE FEMALE (1992) took on the task of updating
Clouzots flawless and tight script. The best thing he could have done was
to
note some costume, setting and dialect changes into the original script
and
hand it over to the director, but that - sadly - isn't the way Hollywood
does its adaptations of European movies.
So what we get here are too many subplots weighing down the actual plot,
like for example a filmmaker-couple who are ordered to make a commercial
for
the school, some fine ideas like turning the Columbo-lookalike-detective
from the original into a clever, ironical heavy-set Ex-Detective suffering
from breast cancer, and finally one of the worst finales to be found in
any
film of the decade. It's neither thrilling nor funny, just increasingly
stupid.
This movie is worse than bad. The credits do not include the fact that it is based on the wonderful earlier version, from 1954, or the book it was based on- and maybe it's just for the best. A terrible movie; the most unsubtle movie I ever saw. And somehow, the beautiful Isabel Adjani doesn't look so good in English. The plot in this version isn't realistic, the ending is pathetic, the twists are shallow. This movie deserves all the bad words in the English language. I gave it a 1, which it deserves only for Adjani's clothes. One of the worst movies of 1996, perhaps of all time.
I saw that 'Diabolique' was showing on a cable movie channel, and I had
heard great things about it, and so I was prepared to be impressed and
intrigued, and to improve my 'cultural literacy' in the process.
Instead, what I got was a draggy, lifeless 'film noir' remake with
Sharon Stone and Chazz Palmintieri. The frustrating thing about the
movie was that it was JUST GOOD ENOUGH and kept JUST ENOUGH of the
elements of the original plot to make me hope that things would improve
somehow. So I kept watching it. But it never did.
I am not Sharon Stone's biggest fan, but I acknowledge that she gave a
compelling performance in "Casino", and that very few actresses past or
present could have played her role better. (Joan Crawford or Betty
Davis, maybe). And she's a black hole of bitterness and anger here
-somehow sexually inviting and repellent at the same time. That doesn't
make for comfortable viewing. There's the same problem with the lesbian
undercurrents between the wife and the mistress - it ought to be
titillating or erotic, but it's just stale and nasty. And Chazz
Palmintieri is a great character actor( see 'The Usual Suspects' or
"Bullets Over Broadway"), but the character he plays is such a flat-out
son-of-a-bitch that you really don't want to watch him.
But the real the problem with the film is that they were going for
dread and suspense, but the pacing and rhythms of each of the
individual scenes was way off - empty and interminable. So the viewer
wound up feeling dread and BOREDOM instead. That doesn't make for
'recommended film viewing'.
I still hope to seek out the original one of these days, so at least
the remake didn't spoil anything. And some one else might like this
version just fine on its own merits, depending on how big a Stone fan
they are (it is really her movie - her character drives the events in
the plot).
Diabolique (1996) Sharon Stone, Isabelle Adjani, Chazz Palminteri, Kathy Bates, Spalding Gray, Shirley Knight, D: Jeremiah S. Chechik. Revamped version of the 1955 French thriller, with Palimenteri as a tyrannical boys-school headmaster done in by the joined forces of his mousy wife (Adjani) and icy blonde mistress (Stone) in a murder plot they wrongfully assume is foolproof. First-rate performers can't serve justice to this diabolical debacle, which doesn't start off too bad, then goes astray. This unspeakably bad rip-off trashes the classic original with too many `oh, come on' moments, ridiculous red herrings and twists of its own, and a finale right out of a slasher flick. Bates is even gone to waste as a retired detective who's investigating the case `for something to do'. Running Time: 107 minutes and rated R for nudity and sexual content, violence, and some language. * ½
A tyrannical school principal terrorizes his fragile wife with heart
disease
and his cynical mistress as well (both are teachers in the couple's private
school). The two women plot to kill him, but after the murder their plan
starts to fall through. The body disappears, then more and more signs
become
apparent to prove: he is alive.
The real mystery is why anyone had to remake a classic French thriller that
was imitated so many times before, why it had to be done so terribly, cast
so wrongly and acted in such unsubtle way - and why anyone on earth should
care the whole stuff.
*** This review may contain spoilers ***
The classic French thriller Diabolique has a sturdy story, which is one
reason why it is a target for remakes. The film was remade for American
television twice - first as Reflections of Murder (featuring Tuesday
Weld, Joan Hackett and Sam Waterston) and later as House of Secrets
(with Melissa Gilbert and Bruce Boxleitner). To be honest, both of
those remakes are certainly interesting to watch, if lacking in the
suspense and novelty of the original. Reflections is fairly faithful to
its parent, while House of Secrets maintains the bare bones of the
storyline and throws in a different setting and some elements of
voodoo. If you have not seen the original, the enjoyment level of both
those films will be elevated.
The same cannot be said for the first dunderheaded attempt to
cinematically remake the French classic for American audiences. Keeping
the original name, story and setting would seem a step in the right
direction, but the film fails due to some incredibly foolish choices.
The action takes place at a private boys prep school overseen by the
hateful Chazz Palminteri. In between stealing funds from the school,
Palminteri enjoys subjecting wife Isabelle Adjani - who suffers from a
weak heart - to assorted cruelties. In his spare time, he engages in
S&M with ice queen blond teacher Sharon Stone. The two women - tired of
his abuse - decide to murder him, drop his body in the disgustingly
filthy school pool and make it appear that he drowned in a drunken
accident. Naturally, nothing goes according to plan.
The best thing about this film is probably the casting of Sharon Stone
in the role made famous by French actress Simone Signoret. If anyone
embodies some of the same cunning and sensuality of Signoret from the
original in a modern actress, it would be Stone. Unfortunately, the
screenplay and everything around her fails to support her in any way.
The changes made to the screenplay are not improvements. While a remake
need not be slavishly faithful to the original, it should not
completely go off the beaten path the way that this film does,
particularly in its finale. The shock twist ending of the original may
no longer be fresh, but the shaggy dog pseudo-feminist tilt tacked on
to this latest effort seems to come completely from left field and is a
blatant misfire.
If Stone was an inspired choice, the remainder of the cast is less so.
Isabelle Adjani, looking puffy and listless, is completely
underwhelming as the abused wife. At no point does she engage our
sympathy and she often seems entirely too lacking in energy to be
remotely terrified. This may well be the most laid-back "frightened"
performance one has ever seen on celluloid.
Kathy Bates shows up as a detective investigating Palmineri's
disappearance and driving the women to distraction. Her performance is
immensely enjoyable and she seems to be having a good time. As a cancer
survivor, she gets to crack completely inappropriate jokes and attempts
to lay the groundwork for the "we're all sisters under the skin" meme
that creeps into the film's finale. Unfortunately, her character and
performance belongs in a completely different (and one would argue
better) film.
And the casting of Chazz Palminteri as the abusive schoolmaster is a
disaster. Palminteri, providing the same performance here as he does in
his guise of the reliable Mafia hit man roles in which he specializes,
is laughably miscast. As tough as he comes off, Adjani could arguably
physically match him and Stone could step on him without blinking
twice. Not only that, but we have to believe that there was something
that attracted these two attractive women to him and kept them in his
orbit when they could easily have moved on. Palminteri, resembling a
large trout, and playing a man with the charisma of a barracuda, seems
an impossible prospect for these women. We have to believe that one
lovely woman would fall for him (much less two) and no gigantic leap of
faith can make this happen.
Director Jeremiah Chechik has absolutely no idea how to maintain
suspense or an atmosphere of foreboding. The scene shifts are klutzy
and obvious. The pacing is often laborious, which allows the viewer
time to mull over the complexities of the plots and double-crosses
played out before us and realize how absurd the entire scenario truly
is - something that the original (as well as its TV remakes) never
allowed the viewer time to contemplate. This material needs a skilled
hand, but what is provided is a clumsy sledgehammer.
The original is noted especially for its shock ending. This remake
seems initially to be going for the same thing and then suddenly
backtracks - with remorseless characters suddenly developing
consciences and people conducting themselves in ways not previously
indicated in their respective behavior. By the time all of the leads
end up in a watery fight, one realizes what a foolish level to which
the film has sunk. One is sternly advised to locate either the original
French classic or one of its TV counterparts before descending to this
entry.
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This is a sexploitation thriller but not all that bad, mainly because
it is played somewhat tongue-in-cheek so that the plot absurdities
might be overlooked in the interest of high camp, or at least in the
interest of a mild diversion, and also because the women are
diabolically diverting each in her own way.
Especially effective in a satirical performance is Sharon Stone as
Nicole Horner, a duplicitous siren teaching math at a boy's boarding
school. (Just the thought conjures up visions of a vampish Mary Kay
Letoureau, although director Jeremiah Chechik studiously avoids that
angle.) Her partner in crime is French actress Isabelle Adjani who
plays Mia Baran, an ex-nun who is the owner of the school unhappily
married to (after being seduced by, it appears) the school's sadistic
task master Guy Baran played with a steady macho malevolence by Chazz
Palminteri. Adjani, whom I recall (vividly) from Truffaut's L'Histoire
d'Adele H. (1975) in which she played Victor Hugo's daughter Adele who
was obsessively in love with an English army lieutenant who didn't want
her. The masochistic persona employed there is revisited here as Mia is
used by both her husband and Nicole Horner, who is also Guy's mistress.
Coming lately onto the scene is Kathy Bates as a man-despising,
middle-aged, slightly butch Nancy Drew who doesn't let a partial
mastectomy slow her down as she sleuths about looking for clues. She
has some fine one-liners, but perhaps the best in the film comes from
Sharon Stone. Two of the school's middle-aged bores have just come upon
Stone and Adjani in the courtyard. Stone's ever-present cigarette
inspires this from one of the men: "Don't you know that second-hand
smoke kills?" Sharon Stone maneuvers past him, blows smoke in his face,
and replies, "Not reliably."
This is a remake of Les Diaboliques (1955) starring Simone Signoret
which I have not seen. My guess is that the French version played it
straight and made the ending at least plausible. Here we have not only
a ridiculous ending but a plot in dire need of a plot doctor. I have
also not seen the TV version, Reflections of Murder, starring that
quintessential sex-kitten (and personal favorite) Tuesday Weld. Anybody
got a copy?
Bottom line: see this for Isabelle Adjani, whose over the top
performance is garnished with an au naturale glimpse, and for Sharon
Stone who is at her diabolical best. Be aware however that if sexual
exploitation of the male libido is not your cup of tea, you will not
like this movie, and even if it is, you may find the story more than a
bit silly.
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