When Chris King's father dies, he is devastated. However, when a bunch of assorted heavies start threatening him over a mysterious package his father may or may not have left him, grief is the least of his worries. Written by
Duncan Shine <Shine@Telecall.Co.Uk>
In Life Nothing is Real.
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Have you ever actually seen me jog when I'm not being chased by a bad man? A really, really bad man? Have you ever seen that? You know, when I was a kid my father used to bring me down here, and we'd shoot the seagulls and fry them up and eat them later. And that was when this was just a little park with a fawn, and they got bigger. But that was when the Eskimos owned it. But then it got too cold, so then they moved down south, the Floridian Eskimos.
Do you ever stop talking?
No, I ...