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Celtic Pride (1996) Poster

(1996)

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Mike O'Hara: Hey Scott! I heard Manute Bol is banging your mom!

Jimmy Flaherty: Manute Bol! Your mom!

Lewis Scott: Oh, that's whitty, whitey.

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Jimmy Flaherty: [playing Invent-A-Drink] This one is called Jimmy's Dick. It's short

[sets down shot glass]

Jimmy Flaherty: fat

[sets another shot glass to the right]

Jimmy Flaherty: but it fills the gap.

[sets down one in the middle]

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Suzy: [handing Jimmy a hotdog] ...I toasted it just the way you like.

Jimmy Flaherty: How'd you do that? There's no toaster around here.

Suzy: I used my curling iron.

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Mike O'Hara: [after hearing Marv Albert mention talking about him and Jimmy on the radio] ...Jimmy! Marv Albert's talking about us on the radio... Ohhh I could die now!

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Mike O'Hara: [having been embarrassed in front of Larry Bird] Where are our drinks?

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[Nick the landlord wants the rent]

Mike O'Hara: Write a check.

Jimmy Flaherty: It'll bounce.

Mike O'Hara: Write it anyway.

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Jimmy Flaherty: You're still dwellin' on that Buckner thing?

Mike O'Hara: Yeah, Chris McCarthy.

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Lurch: Yo, coach, I'll play. Just give me a chance. I can handle the rock.

Coach Kimball: I'll call you if I need you, Lurch.

Lurch: Don't dog me, coach. I've got the bad crap.

Coach Kimball: Well, I'll tell you what, you take the bad crap and this basketball and DO THE DRILLS! Now!

[Lurch misses a sure slam dunk]

Coach Kimball: I hate my life.

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Lewis Scott: Who are you man? Some bitter ex-high school player who never really made it? You sit around, watching sports, criticizing professional athletes 'cause you wish it was you out there.

Mike O'Hara: [Scoffs] You are so far off. It's sad.

[Groans Quietly]

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Mike O'Hara: [Jimmy punched him] Why did you do that for?

Jimmy Flaherty: I am sick and tired of your bullshit!

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