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All Dogs Go to Heaven 2 (1996) Poster

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Charlie: It's hard to explain, Itch. This place is supposed to have everything but it doesn't. It's too... it's too...

[singing]

Charlie: it's too heavenly here/It's too graceful and paradise-like/Much too narrow and much too nice like/Endlessly sunny and clear/It's too heavenly here/It's too blissfull to bear/Calm and quiet and much too mellow/

[Knocks over a tray of halos which all go around Itchy]

Charlie: /All my brain cells have turned to jello/Every day feels like a year/

[Someone pushes the halos off Itchy and drops both of them]

Charlie: It's too heavenly here.

[Grabs a harp on the way down]

Charlie: I need some action/I need some juice/

[Fires Itchy with the harp like a bow and arrow]

Charlie: A crazy kind of feeling of playing fast and loose/Some razzle dazzle and a little stress and strife/I gotta get some life in my life/But it's too heavenly here/There's no way you can be a sinner/Roll the dice/Everyone's a winner/It's so legit and sincere/It's too heavenly here/What good's a hustler/Without scam/I'm wasted talent/That's all that I am/This operator/Is at the wrong adress/Cause there's nothing to finagle/And no one to fineeeeeeeese

Angel Choir: [while bathing them] It's so heavenly here/Pure and perfect/Sublime and shining/Every cloud has a silver lining/Everyone's full of good cheer/It's so heavenly here.

Charlie: [singing again] They're all so saintly, I just can't relate/There's gotta be an exit/Through that pearly gate/

[Throws his halo just missing Itchy]

Charlie: Behold the canine who's been cut down in his prime/

[the halo comes back over his head]

Charlie: I may have done the crime/ But I can't do the time/Cause it's too heavenly here/All Hallelujas and Hosannas/It can drive anyone bananas/I'm going out of my head/This joint is deader than dead/I'll give you eight to three/It's too heavenly...

Angel Choir: Hallelujah! Hallelujah!

Charlie: To heaaaaaveeeeenly heeeeeeeere.

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Charlie: [singing] Everybody's a winner. It's so legit and sincere. It's too heavenly here.

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Sasha: He's only 8 years old!

Charlie: That's 56 in dog years.

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Sasha: Fine! Don't listen to me. Listen to your guardian angel.

Charlie: David, Cannery Square sounds like a great plan to me.

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[the Labrador gives Sasha a first-place ribbon and a bone for winning the talent contest]

Sasha: You advertised a meal for the winner!

Labrador: If it's a meal ya want honey, I'm off at ten.

Sasha: Honey, I'd rather eat out of the garbage.

Labrador: [almost to himself] That's what I had in mind.

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Charlie: Why don't you ask him yourself?

Sasha: Now that would be a miracle.

Charlie: One miracle coming up.

[disappears by taking off the collar and reappears in front of Sasha and kisses her, his miracle goes into her]

Sasha: Ugh! Of all the arrogant, presumptuous, egotistical mutts I've ever met!

David: Ahh! Now you talk.

[Sasha puts her paw over her mouth]

David: You must be an angel.

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Charlie: By the way, Carface, what did you trade Red for your collar?

Carface: He wanted the bottom of my shoes, or something. Hehehe. I don't even wear shoes. Ah, stupid cat.

Red: [from the hole which he went back to Hell through] Stupid dog! It was your soul!

[Demons rise up from the hole and pull Carface into the hole as the others look down]

Carface: Let me go! Red! This is not good! Red, no! Not the flames!

Itchy: What do you know? And I thought all dogs go to Heaven.

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Itchy: [Just arrived in heaven] I can't believe it! I...

[pauses]

Itchy: I'm not itchy.

Charlie: That's funny. You look like him.

Itchy: [laughing] No, I mean for the first time in my life, I don't have to scratch!

Charlie: Of course not, Itch. This is heaven. Fleas go to the other place.

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Claire: [after David reconciles with his dad and stepmom] I've been worried sick about you.

David: You were worried about me?

Claire: [smiles] Of course. Having this baby doesn't mean I don't love you.

David: [hugs her] I know that now... mom.

Claire: Honey, we're a family.

Thom: That's right - just a bigger one.

David: [as they walk in the house] Dad? Mom? Speaking of bigger families, do you think we have room for a pet or two?

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Charlie: Hi, I'm Charlie. And, you are?

Sasha: Not remotely interested.

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Itchy: I'm so hungry, I could eat a shoe.

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Charlie: Is there a Mr. Sasha?

Sasha: No. And I'm not taking applications.

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Charlie: We're talking the mean streets of Frisco here, Ace, not Mount Happy-Go-Lucky.

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Red: [singing] It feels so good to be bad! So delicious to be a despicable cad. It's just so thrilling and so fulfilling to give somebody the worst time they've ever had!

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[first lines]

Carface: [on the payphone] Boss, uh...

Red: Something happened. What's wrong?

Carface: You'll have the item today, just like we agreed. It's as good as in your hands. Nothing can go wrong!

Red: You contemptible canine!

Carface: Don't call me canine!

[Red grumbles]

Carface: Do you know the meaning of patience?

Red: [the phone receiver burns in Carface's hand] Silence! As long as dogs are involved, ANYTHING CAN GO WRONG!

Carface: [hangs up] I'll take that as a no. Sheesh, what a hothead!

[the sound of change is heard]

Carface: [checks] Ah, keep the quarter.

[Carface puts his halo on and leaves as the receiver burns and smokes up without notice]

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Charlie: [after the root beer falls through his mouth] What?

Itchy: [sees that his and Charlie's reflections are not there] Charlie, look! We ain't - oh! We're ghosts!

Charlie: Annabelle! OF ALL THE ROTTEN TRICKS!

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Charlie: [after arriving to Earth from Heaven] Hey-lo! Double chili cheeseburger with onions and pickles!

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Charlie: So, is there a Mr. Sasha?

Sasha: Nope and I'm not taking applications.

Charlie: Okay. Okay but, if you were; what uh... what qualities would you be looking for?

Sasha: Oh, I don't know.

Charlie: Ah, of course you do.

Sasha: Hmmm. Well... loyalty, strength, breeding...

Charlie: I'd be good at that.

Sasha: ...humility... compassion

[Charlie accidently hits his head]

Sasha: and of course, style.

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Red: You dogs have enjoyed a state of grace for far too long, wouldn't you agree Carface?

Carface: Er, yeah, whatever you say Boss.

Red: All these cells, filled with dogs... can you see it?

Carface: Oh yeah, er sure.

Red: And me playing Gabriel's Horn! Can you hear it?

Carface: Oh sure, just put your lips together and blow?

Red: And then, the grand finale!

Carface: That's er, that's not coming in so clear actual.

Red: Oh it will, and all thanks to Charlie Barkin!

[laughs evilly]

Red: Make sure he doesn't disappoint me!

Carface: You got it Boss!

Red: [singing] It's so so stirring, I feel like purring!

Carface: It's deeply pleasing to be the reason...

RedCarface: So many will be so sad!

Red: Three cheers for treachery! It feel so good to be bad!

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Charlie: Come on Red, you can trust me.

Red: This isn't about trust, a deal with me is binding.

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Red: [after revealing true form to Charlie and Itchy] Guess the cat's out of the bag. Aye?

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