Memorable quotes for
The Adventures of Pinocchio (1996) More at IMDbPro »

Pinocchio: Miracles are made in the heart papa.
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Pepe: Applause may be good for the moment, but love is everlasting.
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Gepetto, the Puppet Mason: Excuse me, but haven't you two got a pushcart to rob?
Volpe: We've already done that.
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Felinet: But, Gepetto, darling, we were just playing with him.
Gepetto, the Puppet Mason: He'll play with his own sort.
Felinet: And what sort may that be?
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Pinocchio: [to Gepetto] How about carving me a girlfriend?
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Pinocchio: [riding The Big One; thinking] A real boy. I'm a real boy. I'm a real boy!
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[the ride on The Big One leads through a fountain of water, which the boys drink, including Pinocchio, but it leaks out of holes in his body]
Saleo: [to Pinocchio] Hey, Woody! You're leaking!
Lampwick: I guess some guys just can't hold their water.
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Professor: Would someone please like to tell us of a characteristic which separates humans from the rest of the animal kingdom?
Lampwick: [aside, to another student] Cages.
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Lampwick: [to Pinocchio] Hey, Woody, you ever get termites?
Pinocchio: What are termites?
Saleo: They're bugs.
Pinocchio: I like bugs.
Lampwick: Not these kind, you don't.
Saleo: They eat wood like you.
[he kicks Pinocchio in the leg]
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[Pinocchio's nose is stretching really long because he is lying about punching Lampwick]
Professor: There are two kinds of lies: lies that have short legs and lies that have a long nose. And yours are clearly the kind that have the long nose.
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Pepe: [to Pinocchio] Say, do you always squish someone before being formally introduced?
Pinocchio: Are... Are you a termite?
Pepe: Oh, puh-lease!
Pinocchio: So you're not gonna eat me?
Pepe: Thanks for the offer, but I'm on a low-wood diet. Let me introduce myself. The name is... Pugnacio Elecuzio P. Elegante. Gimme a "P", an "E", a "P", an "E", put 'em all together and call me... Pepe!
Pinocchio: Pepe?
Pepe: You don't like it?
Pinocchio: It's okay.
Pepe: I'm very sensitive, you know.
Pinocchio: No, it's... it's fine.
Pepe: We can't all be called Pinocchio.
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Pinocchio: [Pinocchio is in the forest] Smell that pine.
Pepe: You know, they ought to bottle that scent so you can spray it around your house.
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Pinocchio: [in the forest] This is where I belong.
Pepe: You know, I prefer the beach myself, but property there is so expensive.
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Leona: [Gepetto is going out to sea to find Pinocchio] You're going to kill yourself for one of your puppets?
Gepetto, the Puppet Mason: He's my son.
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Pepe: [fired through the air on a rocket] I can't go on a trip! I forgot to go to the bathroom!
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[Pinocchio has tricked Volpe and Felinet into drinking the water that turns bad boys into donkeys]
Volpe: [turned into a fox] Don't you just hate that kid?
Felinet: [turned into a cat] Not as much as I hate you!
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Lorenzini: Act like a Jackass, If you have the nerve. Drink up the water, get what you deserve. Be wicked, be naughty. Come drink from my fountain, then I'll be rich, king of the mountain!
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