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(1996– )

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Judy: Mary, since your mother died, I've tried to be some kind of family to you, but you keep treating me like an ATM machine.

Mary: Judy, you know I'd love you even if you didn't spit out crisp twenties!

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Mary: "Moxie" is my middle name!

Judy: Your mother and I argued for months about that!

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Mary: I love the freedom of not knowing what I'm gonna do until I'm apologizing for having done it!

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Mary: Work isn't supposed to interfere with your life, it's supposed to pay for it!

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Derrick: Oneal, settle a bet. Is ignorance bliss?

Oneal: I don't know. I just wanna be happy!

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[Wanda exits the room]

Derrick: I could have sworn some little girl from Kansas dropped a house on her!

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Mary: You know how some pill bottles say, "Don't operate heavy machinery"? Right now, Judy could kill herself with a tissue!

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Mary: God, I hate it when something exciting is going on and I'm not parachuting into the center of it!

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