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(1996–1998)

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[Clifford gets into the supply cabinet instead of going through the doors onto the set]

Kermit the Frog: Clifford, that's the supply cabinet!

Clifford: I know that, it's a nice supply cabinet too. Nice and quiet. Let's cue the announcer shall we.

Kermit the Frog: Cue the announcer.

Nigel: Go Go Go Go Go Go Go!

[supply cabinet is pushed on set]

Announcer: And now it's time for "Muppets Tonight" and here's the host of our show - Clifford!

[Rizzo knocks on supply cabinet door]

Rizzo the rat: You're on, Clifford!

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Clifford: I'm Clifford, your homey made of foamey!

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The Great Gonzo: Clifford, your problems are solved, I've got an act thats gonna knock your socks off!

Clifford: Well, put them on, man.

The Great Gonzo: Your socks?

Clifford: No, the act!

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Clifford: The only thing that's gonna save us now, Rizzo, is if a world famous superstar walks through that door...

[door closes on Clifford]

Rizzo the rat: Or that door.

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Clifford: Man, you cats are stupid!

Randy Pig: Oh, well, you are the stupid one because we are not even cats.

Andy Pig: Yes we're... dogs.

Randy Pig: Look a fire hydrant!

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Waldorf: Nurse, there's something wrong with this TV.

Statler: What's that?

Waldorf: It's on!

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Polly: I hear you've been having some problems.

Clueless: It's my wife's sister. She's eating me out of house and home.

Polly: Ate all the groceries, huh?

Clueless: No, she ate my house which of course is my home!

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John Goodman: I think the igpays are a little upidstay.

Andy Pig: He speaks the ancient tongue!

Andy PigRandy Pig: Ereway otnay orthyway! Ereway otnay orthyway!

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Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: [Pierce Brosnan and Kermit the Frog are in Bunsen's lab, Pierce Brosnan is cleaning his ear with a cotton swab] Now, where did I put my Super Ray of Death Cotton Swab?

Kermit the Frog: Say, what?

Bobo the Bear: [a red ray comes out of his opposite ear and blows a hole in the wall, seen through the hole, Bobo the Bear is taking a bath] Hey! This is the reason I moved out of the Y!

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[Garth Brooks is singing a number from Fiddler on the Roof]

Studio manager: I thought he was going to sing a country song.

Rizzo the rat: Yeah, but he didn't say which country.

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Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: [driving a speedboat] Look, no hands!

[takes off his glasses and tosses them]

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: No eyes!

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Andy Pig: Cindy, if you're a supermodel, what are your super powers?

Cindy Crawford: Well? I can do this.

[Lasers come from her eyes and Andy flashes and gets vaporized]

Randy Pig: Cool! oh Cindy! Cindy! Do me! Do me! Please Cindy!

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Carl: [eating Bunsen's experimental Nice/Evil Biscotti/Chimichengas] I like this biscotti.

[eats a chimichenga]

Carl: But I hate this chimichangas!

[eats a biscotti]

Carl: And I love this biscotti.

[eats a chimichenga]

Carl: And I hate these chimichengas!

[eats a nearby lamp]

Carl: I love this lamp.

[eats an alarm clock]

Carl: Oh, I hate this alarm clock!

[the clock he just ate rings and he vibrates for a second]

Carl: Thank you!

[bows]

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Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

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